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Offline project86
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Pepsi for the old generation...
« on: February 26, 2003, 07:14:26 AM »
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Pfizer Corp is making the announcement today that VIAGRA will soon be
available in liquid form and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power
beverage suitable for use "as is", or as a mixer. Pepsi\'s proposed ad
campaign claims: "It will now be possible for a man to literally pour
himself a stiff one." Obviously we can no longer call this a "soft drink." This additive gives new meaning to the names of cocktails, highballs and just a good old fashioned stiff drink. Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of "Mount And Do."










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« Reply #1 on: February 26, 2003, 01:19:07 PM »
I can see the kids mistaking this for real cola. Imagine the sight of young boys walking around with huge boners :D
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« Reply #2 on: February 26, 2003, 02:02:53 PM »
Haha, that\'s punny!
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« Reply #3 on: February 26, 2003, 02:22:28 PM »
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I can see the kids mistaking this for real cola. Imagine the sight of young boys walking around with huge boners :D



/me tries not to think about it!!!
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« Reply #4 on: February 26, 2003, 02:44:01 PM »
I wonder what Code Red would be like?
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« Reply #5 on: February 26, 2003, 04:29:43 PM »
Thats fake, i hope.

actually i know its fake...

lol" raging boners of death"
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« Reply #6 on: February 26, 2003, 04:58:43 PM »
Soda "Pop Cherry" Flavor
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« Reply #7 on: February 26, 2003, 05:39:52 PM »
Before this Viagra phenomenon I never knew that getting erections was such a problem for men.  Sounds like they\'re gonna need to find an equivalent for married women all over the world so they can keep up with their boner-fied husbands.
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« Reply #8 on: February 26, 2003, 06:16:40 PM »
Viagra for kids... its only years away...
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« Reply #9 on: February 27, 2003, 03:19:06 AM »
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Viagra for kids... its only years away...
I think they serve viagra to those kids in that masturbation class over in England if they can\'t keep up with their grades.:D
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« Reply #10 on: February 27, 2003, 08:40:33 AM »
Funny thread :D
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« Reply #11 on: February 27, 2003, 09:08:02 PM »
Just imagine the old school Cokea-Cola ;)
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