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Offline videoholic

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How am I going to die?
« on: February 28, 2003, 02:36:18 PM »
Haven\'t done this in quite a while.  ALthough technically if it\'s true then what people say shouldn\'t change.

How is the guy above you going to die?  When, where and how.
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« Reply #1 on: February 28, 2003, 02:37:30 PM »
Old age.
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« Reply #2 on: February 28, 2003, 02:38:10 PM »
He\'s going to be having sex when his penis bursts and dies from blood loss.
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« Reply #3 on: February 28, 2003, 02:40:31 PM »
Great.

**Edit**

Titan and Video were making love, but then a crazy mob of anti-gay men interrupted and killed you with your own body parts.

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« Last Edit: February 28, 2003, 03:06:22 PM by Soul Reaver »
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« Reply #4 on: February 28, 2003, 02:59:13 PM »
Soul reaver is going to slip and fall in a puddle as he sneaks out the back door of an adult novelty shop.  He hits his head on his vibrating love stick and goes into a 3 month coma.  Sad sad story, but the family finally pulls the plug on January 14th, 2043.
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I wear a necklace now because I like to know when I\'m upside down.
 kopking: \"i really think that i how that guy os on he weekend\"
TheOmen speaking of women: \"they\'re good at what they do, for what they are.\"
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« Reply #5 on: February 28, 2003, 03:14:47 PM »
^
Edit: Last one, I realized was wayyy too personal. :D

Let\'s just say he dies by falling off a chair at the age of 90? That\'s better. :thepimp:
« Last Edit: February 28, 2003, 03:34:28 PM by SER »
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« Reply #6 on: February 28, 2003, 03:16:57 PM »
^^^^^^^^^^^
Gets killed whilst participating in a private farm yard "activity" involving 2 sheep, a duck, and a hay loft. For legal reasons, no more details are available until the authorities have conducted an official investigation using seized objects as evidence. Objects seized in the raid were

1. Said duck.
2. One of the surviving sheep.
3. one half empty pot of vaseline.
4. A whole box of "farmers wives monthly"
5. 1 "soiled" condom- sized extra small-medium small.

:D :D :D
« Last Edit: February 28, 2003, 03:19:07 PM by Cerberus »
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« Reply #7 on: February 28, 2003, 03:23:27 PM »
^

Chokes on jello.

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« Reply #8 on: February 28, 2003, 03:33:31 PM »
chocked on his own cock....(who knew he could bend like that)
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« Reply #9 on: February 28, 2003, 04:16:04 PM »
^ Gets eaten by Trogdor the Burninator.
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« Reply #10 on: February 28, 2003, 04:18:42 PM »
^
Death by deepthroat

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« Reply #11 on: February 28, 2003, 04:59:30 PM »
Died in an intense love making session with Racer.
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« Reply #12 on: February 28, 2003, 05:32:34 PM »
Died with my foot up his ass :laughing:  Dumb ass
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« Reply #13 on: February 28, 2003, 06:46:10 PM »
JP gets trampled by a Canadian Mounty after he was mistakenly identified as a crack dealer.
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I wear a necklace now because I like to know when I\'m upside down.
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TheOmen speaking of women: \"they\'re good at what they do, for what they are.\"
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« Reply #14 on: February 28, 2003, 07:18:02 PM »
Vid dies in the most tragic way. He over dosed on self love.
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