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Author Topic: Simply put, Cameron Diaz is a Biatch!!!  (Read 1141 times)

Offline videoholic

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Simply put, Cameron Diaz is a Biatch!!!
« on: March 11, 2003, 05:58:26 PM »
What nerve.  This boy had a dying wish.  He had leukemia and Cameron Diaz couldn\'t give him his one final wish.  That is downright wrong....

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« Reply #1 on: March 11, 2003, 06:06:19 PM »
Indeed, it is wrong. A dying boy wanted one night with the love of his life...

A sad...tragic story.
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« Reply #2 on: March 11, 2003, 06:35:35 PM »
well atleast he got one from Vapor...

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« Reply #3 on: March 11, 2003, 07:40:14 PM »
Yes, she is a bitch, a very big bitch.

Mariah Carey and Cameron Diaz got into a cat fight because they were in the same bar and Cameron didn\'t want someone more beautiful in there than her in there too, apparently. Needless to say she\'s a bitch.

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« Reply #4 on: March 11, 2003, 07:53:16 PM »
How is it, no matter what thread you can somehow manage to bring that skank Mariah Carey up?

Oh and btw....Cameron Diaz > Mariah on the "beautiful scale".
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« Reply #5 on: March 11, 2003, 09:46:13 PM »
Racer you know way too many things about Mariah Carey.

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« Reply #6 on: March 11, 2003, 09:51:12 PM »
"What kind of world do we live in when a dying teenager can no longer get his cock sucked by a celebrity?"

That quote just cracks me up.

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« Reply #7 on: March 12, 2003, 01:34:27 AM »
That is funny as hell!

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« Reply #8 on: March 12, 2003, 06:18:53 AM »
But if Cameron Diaz gave a blowjob she wouldnt have been a bitch.:D

Oh man.Thats a stupid sounding story.On one hand you try to force somone to give a blowjob and on the other hand there is a dying kid who wants his wish fulfilled.
What\'s morally right?Thats so ironic.
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« Reply #9 on: March 12, 2003, 08:14:49 AM »
(*Wonders who deleted Racer\'s "shutup LIC" and my " Bite me, Racer!" posts..* )
Hmm..

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« Reply #10 on: March 12, 2003, 09:31:01 AM »
I hope no one thinks this is real..

The chaser guys are hilarious, I love their radio show. :)

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« Reply #11 on: March 12, 2003, 11:11:05 AM »
that article was pretty funny...
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« Reply #12 on: March 12, 2003, 12:07:25 PM »
Heard about this about 2 weeks ago.
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« Reply #13 on: March 12, 2003, 03:14:53 PM »
Is this a real article? There are a lot of newspapers like The Onion that make these comedy stories up.
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« Reply #14 on: March 12, 2003, 05:05:13 PM »
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Originally posted by Living-In-Clip
(*Wonders who deleted Racer\'s "shutup LIC" and my " Bite me, Racer!" posts..* )
Hmm..


Yeah, they were funny...

 

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