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« on: March 14, 2003, 11:52:51 AM »
Three Die Retrieving Phone from Latrine
NAIROBI (Reuters) - Three Kenyans died trying to retrieve a mobile phone that slipped down an open-pit latrine while its owner answered a call of nature, a newspaper reported on Friday.

   

Anxious to recover her phone, the owner in the coastal town of Mombasa offered 1,000 shillings ($13.09) to anyone who would recover it, the Daily Nation said.


Well over half the Kenyan population of 30 million people lives on less than $1 a day.


The first to try -- a 30-year-old radio technician -- failed to resurface after disappearing down a ladder into the latrine.


His friend went after him but slipped and fell. The third casualty, trying to rescue the others, was hauled out of the pit by neighbors after he inhaled the fumes and lost consciousness.


The man was rushed to hospital but died on the way.


"The fumes inside must be extremely poisonous considering the short time it was taking to disable the retrievers," acting Mombasa police chief Peter Njenga was reported as saying.


The Daily Nation said police prevented a fourth man from climbing into the latrine and the search for the phone was eventually abandoned.
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« Reply #1 on: March 14, 2003, 12:30:58 PM »
I saw this article earlier today, why doesn\'t someone dial it\'s number to make it ring. Then just hold your breath and go in to grab it.

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« Reply #2 on: March 14, 2003, 12:53:43 PM »
thats sick and demented... Vid.  You come up with the greatest titles for your threads haha

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« Reply #3 on: March 14, 2003, 01:39:10 PM »
My first mobile phone fell inside the army latrine too.It was a stinky, shitty, disgusting hole.It fell right in the target.
I stiuk my hand inside the hole and took it out.It was my most disgusting experience.
« Last Edit: March 14, 2003, 01:41:37 PM by Unicron! »

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« Reply #4 on: March 14, 2003, 01:47:59 PM »
man, i woulda just got a new phone... your a wierdo.
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« Reply #5 on: March 14, 2003, 02:03:01 PM »
unicron, you sir are filthy. An army latrine, no less.  :puke:
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« Reply #6 on: March 14, 2003, 02:03:56 PM »
Man, having to fondle a turd is one of my worst fears.  I wouldn\'t have even CONSIDERED getting it.  Not with a hand, not with the aid of a man, not with a fishing pole, I will not stick my arm into the hole.  Sickos.  :nut:
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« Reply #7 on: March 14, 2003, 02:18:23 PM »
Quote
Originally posted by Sara
Man, having to fondle a turd is one of my worst fears.  I wouldn\'t have even CONSIDERED getting it.  
Not with a hand,
not with the aid of a man,
not with a fishing pole,
I will not stick my arm into the hole.  
Sickos.  :nut:



Hahahahaha.  That could almost be a Dr. Suess poem.
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« Reply #8 on: March 14, 2003, 02:26:26 PM »
Holy ****,  i guess you\'d give em $30 and they\'d give you their kidney.  :laughing:

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« Reply #9 on: March 14, 2003, 04:43:44 PM »
Hrm, What\'s a latrine?

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« Reply #10 on: March 14, 2003, 05:19:51 PM »
A toilet.
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« Reply #11 on: March 14, 2003, 06:42:49 PM »
I thought it was what you swish your mouth out with.
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« Reply #12 on: March 14, 2003, 07:39:40 PM »
No it\'s that NBA player Latrine Sprewell.
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« Reply #13 on: March 14, 2003, 07:41:33 PM »
ha

Just imagine the obitchuary (sp?) lol
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« Reply #14 on: March 14, 2003, 07:48:07 PM »
Spudz is funny

 

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