Humor today, in the form of some deep thoughts:
To me, it\'s always a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when you walk around. That way, if anybody says, "Hey, can you give me a hand?," you can say, "Sorry, got these sacks."
If I ever get real rich, I hope I\'m not real mean to poor people, like I am now.
I believe in making the world safe for our children, but not our children\'s children, because I don\'t think children should be having sex.
I hope some animal never bores a hole in my head and lays its eggs in my brain, because later you might think you\'re having a good idea but it\'s just eggs hatching.
If you go flying back through time, and you see somebody else flying forward into the future, it\'s probably best to avoid eye contact.
You know one thing that will really make a woman mad? Just run up and kick her in the butt. (P.S. This also works with men.)
I remember how my Great Uncle Jerry would sit on the porch and whittle all day long. Once he whittled me a toy boat out of a larger toy boat I had. It was almost as good as the first one, except now it had bumpy whittle marks all over it. And no paint, because he had whittled off the paint.
Instead of a trap door, what about a trap window? The guy looks out it, and if he leans too far, he falls out. Wait. I guess that\'s like a regular window.
Children need encouragement. So if a kid gets an answer right, tell him it was a lucky guess. That way, he develops a good, lucky feeling.
I hope that after I die, people will say of me: "That guy sure owed me a lot of money."
I guess the hard thing for a lot of people to accept is why God would allow me to go running through their yards, yelling and spinning around.
PS - I\'m also testing to see who pays attention
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