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Offline videoholic

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« on: March 17, 2003, 12:48:22 PM »
Not all men would sink to the lowest of lows and do what I did for my honey.

Yep, you guessed it.  I went to Bon Jovi last weekend.

It actually wasn\'t that bad.  We had really crappy seats though.  3rd level right under the air vents.  And when you have a hockey team in town and ice under the floor they have to keep it FREAKING COLD!!!  Although they did finally turn the vents off.  Arctic air blowing as hard as can be...

Side note:

Floor was slippery as hell.  So much so that the chick next to me went and said something to the manager.  It was pretty bad.  Anyway, it was about 5 minutes before Bon Jovi was to come out and a dude behind u slipped and fell kicking the shit out of the chick on the back of the head.

Dude, she played it up big time.  Went and got the medics, the management, etc...  She never came back into the show, but I went and left a piss after the 4th song and she was out in the lobby. I know she didn\'t come back in because she didn\'t want to give the impression that she was ok.  

Oh yeah, opening act was Goo Goo Dolls.
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« Reply #1 on: March 17, 2003, 01:03:25 PM »
My condolences. I\'d never sink low enough to attend a Dave Matthews concert. You\'re a better man than I am, Video. :)
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« Reply #2 on: March 17, 2003, 01:13:25 PM »
Heh I have got you beat!!! I took my wife to Cyndee Lauper 3 weeks ago and bought lower level seats... And as weird as it sounds she is still hot!
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« Reply #3 on: March 17, 2003, 01:19:20 PM »
Dude, you friggen rule.  I bow to you.  And she is even your wife.  Not a girlfriend.  You my friend have the prize for nicest thing you\'ve ever done for the wifey.


PS: Girlfriends don\'t count in this.  Shit, I\'d go see Flock of Seagulls with a girlfriend to make sure I can get some nookie.
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« Reply #4 on: March 17, 2003, 01:26:19 PM »
Oh Come on guys Wives, just wanna have fu-un, Oh wives, just wanna have fun.
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« Reply #5 on: March 17, 2003, 05:23:17 PM »
Lets hope you got laid for all of this ;)

I wouldnt see them in concert if i was promised sex. Its not worth being deaf for the rest of my life. I\'d rather take them out to dinner for sex, than a lame ass concert.
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« Reply #6 on: March 17, 2003, 05:35:34 PM »
I would do anything for sex. :(

No, not really.

Btw, I marriage isn\'t as good as they say, you don\'t really get to have sex 24/7!!!
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« Reply #7 on: March 17, 2003, 06:19:41 PM »
who ever said you get sex 24/7???  Unless of course you are talking 24 days a year.
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« Reply #8 on: March 17, 2003, 06:55:09 PM »
<---is lucky he\'s single right now :) Actually, maybe not for long :)
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« Reply #9 on: March 17, 2003, 08:59:33 PM »
Why do chicks have no taste in music?  A coworker of mine made her husband take her to a Monkees concert.  I don\'t especially like the guy, but I felt some sympathy when I heard about that.  I would rather slash my wrists and plunge my arms into a bucket of salt than sit through a Monkees concert.
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« Reply #10 on: March 17, 2003, 09:29:19 PM »
me and my lady friend like the same music, so we never have these stupid stupid problems you losers accept as normal.


pfft... losers.
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« Reply #11 on: March 17, 2003, 10:19:49 PM »
Vid, that must be true love.  I remember when BJ (haha) came out at the end of the Superbowl and I though "how depressing, playing to a leaving crowd".

I used to like Bon Jovi when I was in like 6th grade and he sang Bad Medicine.  Now he is gayman by which other gaymen measure themselves.
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« Reply #12 on: March 18, 2003, 07:22:04 AM »
My wife and I have the same taste in music as well Luke. I have found that to be one of the greatest assets to our marriage. Having the same taste in music means less money spent on CDs because we can share the ones we buy.
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« Reply #13 on: March 18, 2003, 08:11:00 AM »
I have been married to my wife for 9 years and since they day we meet we have two cd holders mine and hers my poor twisted kids when they ride with me in the car its "mudvayne" and "disturbed" and when they ride with her its "the best of the 80\'s" we saw cyndee the day before the music awards here in phx and let me tell you the freaks..... and she must be the Idiol of gay people to I cannot tell you the amount of gay men in that place.
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« Reply #14 on: March 18, 2003, 08:37:06 AM »
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I have found that to be one of the greatest assets to our marriage.


me too...

i never even considered it before i met her but now i see how great it is to have the same taste in music as your significant other.
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