How in the hell could she possibly wear a 3000 pound dress anyway?
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Angelina Jolie\'s Oscar Outfit Stolen in London
Thu Mar 20, 8:08 AM ET
LONDON (Reuters) - The outfit due to be worn by Hollywood star Angelina Jolie (news) at Sunday\'s Oscar ceremony has been stolen from the designer\'s car in London.
British designer Scott Henshall said the dress, along with jewelry, accessories and other gowns earmarked for guests at the annual glitzy show in Los Angeles, had been stolen from his car in the upmarket Knightsbridge area of the British capital on Wednesday evening.
"There is no way I can remake Angelina\'s or any other dresses in time," he told Thursday\'s London Evening Standard.
"There were 20 outfits in the collection and now the nine most glamorous have gone."
Jolie\'s outfit was described as a 3,000 pound body-hugging corset dress decorated with cherubs.
"We are investigating the theft of nine designer dresses plus other items of clothing and accessories from a car," a police spokesman told Reuters.
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Do you really think I\'m that stupid?