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« on: April 12, 2003, 10:10:29 PM »
Has anyone seen these at the stores? Its the ones that look like this;



R4nd0m stayed over and we picked one up- LMFAO some of that shit is hilarious.

"Saddam broke his pact with the devil"

"Man sues rope company - after rope breaks in suicide attempt"

"CIA breeding Giant Killer Flies for war with terrorism"


\'\'Stink man: He stinks so bad he almost kills coworkers, but because of a disorder he cant be fired under disabilty acts"
(The picture of the guy is the same one they used for the editor, :rolleyes: pathetic)

http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/

This is the funniest shit ever, I always get a kick out of the covers when buying groceries. It says somewhere in their to send 18 dollars to the The U.S. Government for something, and the address is of the company :laughing:

Some recent online articles;
Saddam caught in gay porn film

Batboy, my personal favorite, really funny

Do they mean this as a joke? My grandma thinks this is real and calls up telling us some of this stuff, we say "yeah". :laughing: Its hiliarious.

What do you guys think? Is it meant as a joke? Favorite articles? Thoughts?

edit: (some more great articles, dont even need to read the whole thing to laugh ur ass off)
Starving North Koreans hunt Werewolves for food

Old grannys in old folk home run prostitution business

Video, Your kid acting up? Purchase one of these!
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« Reply #1 on: April 13, 2003, 02:56:22 AM »
I\'d rather buy a porno mag than that. :)

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« Reply #2 on: April 13, 2003, 05:12:26 AM »
Rrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiigggggghhhhhhhhtttttt
 
Spudz isn\'t that the same paper that claimed a few years ago that Hitler was alive and living on a secret Nazi moonbase ?
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« Reply #3 on: April 13, 2003, 06:06:37 AM »
Sounds a lot like the British newspaper "The Daily Sport", only with less titties.:D

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« Reply #4 on: April 13, 2003, 10:32:10 AM »
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Spudz isn\'t that the same paper that claimed a few years ago that Hitler was alive and living on a secret Nazi moonbase


I believe so. What Im asking is it meant as a joke? or do they really think its all real (the staff that is)?
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« Reply #5 on: April 13, 2003, 11:05:59 AM »
cant be as bad as the one headline I saw on one of those mags: "the Al-Queda has a Flatculence Bomb (or somehting similair to that)".


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« Reply #6 on: April 13, 2003, 11:59:51 AM »
It\'s a joke paper... Although they won\'t admit to it. That\'s kinda thier gimmick.
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« Reply #7 on: April 13, 2003, 04:26:53 PM »
Yea, when I was a kid I thought the things were real. That report on the "guy from the future" on Wall Street was from this paper I think.

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« Reply #8 on: April 13, 2003, 05:01:15 PM »
Haha, I read the WWn once...The cover story was how the North Korens were going to take over the USA without firing a shot. First they would invade Hawaii in wooden boats and somehow overcome our military. Then they would cross to the west and pose as insurance salesman.

USA\'s gettin OWN3D! :rolleyes:

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« Reply #9 on: April 13, 2003, 05:12:07 PM »
Yeah thats the one that I got.

:laughing: I wish I had a scanner to post the picture of the "undercover" salesmen.

take a typical North Korean - wearing one of those hats, and looking all tough, in a salesman suit, on his phone acting unsuspiscios, god its ****ing funny!
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« Reply #10 on: April 13, 2003, 05:45:15 PM »
I saw it in the Pathmark today. I don\'t remember the cover stry though.
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« Reply #11 on: April 13, 2003, 09:51:03 PM »
You guys should pick a copy up. Its only like a dollar 80. Im sure you have change from buying that big keg of beer, or stash of porn. its really funny stuff.

:laughing: You\'ll enjoy it, :D it makes you feel much smarter.
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