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« on: April 24, 2003, 01:00:54 AM »
Since some of you may be jones\'n for the rants and raves forums, here\'s a topic to list the stuff you hate.  I\'ll start;

When people type !!!!111, learn to hold the frick\'n shift key!

People that can\'t argue, and act like frenchmen and retreat the second they start to loose the debate/fight.

The current economy

Especially Californias economy

Gray Davis

people with red hair

people with red hair who like the Lakers

People with red hair, who like the Lakers, named Vapor Snake

Blacking out of NBA playoff games

People who correct my spelling, and lack of periods

Those brooms that are made out of straw

White Wine

The fact that the man is trying to keep me down

The Man

That bouncing smilie

Vapor Snake

Really, really obese people who swear it\'s not their fault they\'re fat

My therapist, rage-a-holic my ass!

Most types of birds....except penguins

those sprinkles you get on frozen yogurt

Plastic Wrappers on DVD\'s

Boxers that don\'t have a button on the fly, so that your penis flops out at the most inopertune of times

the phrase "Holla"

Jimminy Glick

Jimminy Cricket

Pretty much anyone Jimminy

Having to piss really bad, but have to wait for morning wood to wear off.

Getting caught pissing in the shower because of morning wood

meh, that\'s all for now...

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« Reply #1 on: April 24, 2003, 01:05:55 AM »
Germans
School
Bitches
Over arrogant people
Most of the people at this forum including myself
Bush
our Prime Minister
I\'ll think of more later, I gotta whole lotta hate
Who is this anamoly we call Jumpman? How is he able to do what he does and still survive after years of torment? It seems he feeds on the hate, growing with an intense passion to put unassuming members in their place.

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« Reply #2 on: April 24, 2003, 06:15:25 AM »
Shut up. ;)

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« Reply #3 on: April 24, 2003, 06:58:30 AM »
People who specifically pick out people with red hair for abuse  - F*ck you sideways with a shovel arseholes.

(do you know how much shit we\'ve had to take, I reckon you people with boring hair wouldn\'t last a single day in a school if you had red hair. One person dissing doesn\'t seem so bad, but muliply it by a hundred and you can rip a persons heart out completely. Mines not even orange, just strawberry, God knows how proper gingers feel when tossers strike).

Now the first issues been adressed here are a few others -

People that park across mini roundabouts when the traffic won\'t let them get any further anyway - Show some patience and don\'t f*ck the rest of the traffic waiting to pull out and go the other way.

Tony Blair - wanker, plain and simple.

Valentines Day - Express your feelings for the one you love by buying dead flowers or getting her fat on chocolate, romantic.

Religion - Weak minded fools and cultists, most long term problems on this planet are due to it. A lot of people can\'t live life without the support of a God that\'s never shown itself to them in anything more convincing than a piece of burned toast or a fence post that looks more like John McEnroe (the 1982 version).

Celebrating Arabs - NEVER trust a man that fires an AK in the air when he\'s happy.

Blind patriotism - sooner or later clouds will appear over the sun shining out of your leaders arse, may as well get real sooner so the fall isn\'t as big.

Kids - I wish they\'d come out fully grown and educated, the snotty, smelly, helpless part only serves to eat money and annoy neighbours at 2.30am.

Flooring the bike until it pops out of gear - Damn, my red mist was just beginning!

There are many more but the more I type the more I hate everybody so I\'ll stop now.

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« Reply #4 on: April 24, 2003, 07:20:47 AM »
sour cream
cottage cheese
tabouli
ethiopian food

white hats (you know, frat boys, meatheads)

really drunk girls who think I look like Liam Gallagher

people who put the sticker across their windshield advertising the kind of car it is. (especially berettas and grand ams)

forgetting to put on deodorant

being hungry

macs

rice rockets

people who wear sweatpants in public

obese people

people who collect welfare and are not crippled

people who collect welfare and continue to pump out future welfare collector and criminals

the new ford thunderbirds

spongebob squarepants

everybody loves raymond- I don\'t, you f*ck!

protesters- learn to write letters, you obnoxious f*cks...

people who touch my truck

offices with no windows :mad:

flourescent lights :mad:

...and black people.







just kidding about the last one. ;)
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« Reply #5 on: April 24, 2003, 07:47:01 AM »
there\'s only two things I hate:
Discrimination and Negro\'s :laughing:  :laughing:  :laughing:
#RaCeR#:
i hope they all get aids and die they should bnt tbbe having sezx with just anyone they should be in love if theay are foing to have sex not just to make money I htink its wrong for them to just have sexzx for the fun of it specially when some of the performancs are married, its just wrong. tey are givng out deaseases to anyone and its just not right i tell you i think its really really wrong specially when tey have sex i dot whach porno though so im not sure what they do i dont theink theyr realy hjave sex its all just pretendnig but you never no what they do its just wrong speciallly when they dont even love each other its wrong i ell you in tsi just wrong. wtings owting wtrong wtongs wtongs. i dont like it. prlease explaions.

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« Reply #6 on: April 24, 2003, 08:22:05 AM »
cigarette smokers
cigarette smokers you spark up while your eating
people who drink and "have to smoke" at the same time
the fact that I quite over a year ago AND STILL WANT A FREAGIN SMOKE!
dumb blondes who just play it
when you run out of good porn
good looking women with nice asses who are insecure cause they have small titties (please small titties are so much better)
fat people who order a SUPERSIZED MEAL at mcdonalds and a DIET COKE

Im sure I have many as the same a mentioned above too.
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« Reply #7 on: April 24, 2003, 08:24:21 AM »
Yeah, I just left out the whole smoking thing \'cos I thought it was a given....

oh yeah, one more:

jews...

I mean-running out of beer & weed.

(where did that jew thing come from?!?!??!)

;)
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Halle Berry just loves to give me the \"Dutch Oven\". That\'s why I stopped going down on her. It pisses me off so much that I just bang her til she faints. Bitch.-GmanJoe
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« Reply #8 on: April 24, 2003, 08:25:49 AM »
How bad has the non-smoking thing got over there?

The UK\'s getting nasty about it too.

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« Reply #9 on: April 24, 2003, 08:42:50 AM »
My list:

People who can\'t take a joke.

People who scream at you in public.

People who think everything hip-hop is bad.

People who take offence from my opinion.

Nelly (Pimp juice? Stupid band-aid wearing f*ck)

People who talk like their gay but claim they are not. (Yea, ok :rolleyes: )

This smiley ---> :rolleyes:

Obese people who don\'t even try.

... and, umm, Wisconsin and Alabama.

I might have some more later.

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« Reply #10 on: April 24, 2003, 08:50:03 AM »
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Originally posted by Green Meanie
How bad has the non-smoking thing got over there?

The UK\'s getting nasty about it too.


New York has passed a STATEWIDE smoking ban in all restaurants, & BARS (???!! :eek: :) ) start. My county (erie) passed a ban on smoking in any place of business years ago, but that now extends to company cars as well. I can\'t wait \'till they pass a ban on smoking in public altogether. I hate walking down the street and catching other peep\'s smoke. :boom:
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« Reply #11 on: April 24, 2003, 09:00:32 AM »
sorry had to add another:

i hate people who do not think this is a hot assed woman:



sorry peeps you all know my obbession with her daaaaamn!
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« Reply #12 on: April 24, 2003, 09:09:09 AM »
brutha, you\'d have to pull my cold, dead weiner out of her before you had a shot.
Dinosaurs were killed in the flood. -#RaCeR#
Halle Berry just loves to give me the \"Dutch Oven\". That\'s why I stopped going down on her. It pisses me off so much that I just bang her til she faints. Bitch.-GmanJoe
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« Reply #13 on: April 24, 2003, 09:14:44 AM »
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Originally posted by CHIZZY
brutha, you\'d have to pull my cold, dead weiner out of her before you had a shot.


It\'d probably be his own, anyway.

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« Reply #14 on: April 24, 2003, 09:27:18 AM »
my list:
certain annoying sounds.
people who always think that their right.
professors who expect you to remember their exact words (from 2 semesters ago).
religous leaders.
people who blame others for their mistakes.
people who dont think that Jennifer Garner is hot.
smokers.
people who lean on yer car while its parked.
people who think the whole world revolves around them.
girls who put on tons and tons of make up (even if its just to take a piss).
their\'s much more, maybe i\'ll post them later.
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