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Offline Rya
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Don\'t lick the envelopes!!!
« on: April 24, 2003, 10:44:24 PM »
If you lick your envelopes...You won\'t anymore!!!!

A woman was working in a post office in California.
One day she licked the envelopes and postage stamps instead of
using a sponge.
That very day the lady cut her tongue on the envelope.
A week later, she noticed an abnormal swelling of her tongue.
She went to the doctor, and they found nothing wrong. Her tongue
was not sore  or anything.
A couple of days later, her tongue started to swell more, and it
began to get really sore, so sore, that she could not eat. She went back to
the hospital, and demanded something be done.
The doctor took an x-ray of her tongue and noticed a lump. He
prepared her for minor surgery. When the doctor cut her tongue open, a
live cockroach crawled out!!!!
There were roach eggs on the seal of the envelope.
The egg was able to hatch inside of her tongue, because of her saliva. It
was warm and moist... This is a true story reported on CNN.

2) Andy Hume wrote "Hey, I used to work in an envelope
factory.
You wouldn\'t believe the things that float around in those gum
applicator trays. I haven\'t licked an envelope for years!"

3) To All:
I used to work for a print shop (32 years ago) and we were told
NEVER to lick the envelopes. I never understood why until I had to go
into storage and pull out 2500 envelops that were already printed for a
customer who was doing a mailing and saw several squads of roaches roaming
around inside a couple of boxes with eggs everywhere.
They eat the glue on the envelopes.
I think print shops have a harder time controlling roaches than a
restaurant. I always buy the self sealing type. Or if need be I use a
glue stick to seal one that has the type of glue that needs to be wet to
stick.

PLEASE PASS THIS ON, if you like, TO YOUR FRIENDS.
After reading this you will never lick another envelope or
stamp ever  again.
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« Reply #1 on: April 24, 2003, 10:54:41 PM »
But they taste... so good...

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« Reply #2 on: April 24, 2003, 10:56:49 PM »
hmmm....

/me feverishly licks envelopes in order to win lawsuit against 3M

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« Reply #3 on: April 25, 2003, 12:30:16 AM »
I watched a film once where a secretary was mailing letters and sealing the envelopes, that’s all she did.. I know sounds boring I know but lets just say she wasn’t using her tongue or a damp sponge to wet the envelope. ;)
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« Reply #4 on: April 25, 2003, 02:34:12 AM »
What was she using then? The tears from her eyes? :nerd:

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« Reply #5 on: April 25, 2003, 02:42:59 AM »
I hate licking the envelopes to stick \'em, but I guess they will use non-toxical products. I suposse, she would be allergic to that glue.
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« Reply #6 on: April 25, 2003, 05:07:28 AM »
I find this story almost impssible to believe.  is sounds like the whole spider story

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« Reply #7 on: April 25, 2003, 05:21:02 AM »
OMG, and one time George\'s girlfriend was licking these really CHEAP envelopes that had been recalled, and the glue was toxic, so Susan DIED!!!

George also slipped on one of the envelopes after playing a game of frolf!!!

It\'s all true, I saw it on TV!!!

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« Reply #8 on: April 25, 2003, 05:57:09 AM »
sounds like that taco bell story.  in fact it is a carbon copy of it really.  same things happened....interesting
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« Reply #9 on: April 25, 2003, 06:36:40 AM »
\"Gee,  I dunno.  If I was a chick, I\'d probably want a kiss (or more) from Durst, too.\"--SineSwiper 9/23/03 (from another forum)
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« Reply #10 on: April 25, 2003, 06:42:33 AM »
I\'m with MP. Wouldn\'t your mouth\'s saliva make it impossible for anything to stay alive for an extended period of time?

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« Reply #11 on: April 25, 2003, 07:06:36 AM »
Just how small are cockroach eggs?

I\'m sure they are big enough to be seen with the naked eye
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« Reply #12 on: April 25, 2003, 07:18:49 AM »
Cockroach eggs are housed in a relatively large shell that is usually attached to the end of a female cockroach. About 1/3 the size of a pea.
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« Reply #13 on: April 25, 2003, 07:27:39 AM »
i wouldnt do it anyways.. some envolopes are made in prison, or so i heard, and the prisoners do not so nice stuff to them......
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« Reply #14 on: April 25, 2003, 07:27:45 AM »
Wouldnt your body try to defend itself against a foriegn object like that?  

In one of my psych classes, this wonderfull little tidbit of information came up:

In your lifetime, a cockroach and or a spider will crawl in your mouth about 6 times while you sleep.  thats some nasty shiznit.  Which makes me wonder... Do you think a cockroach could lay its eggs in your throat?  Now theres a nasty story....You wake up one morning with a really sore throat, you start coughing, suddenly 30 baby roaches start crawling up your tongue.... MMMMM extra vitamins and minerals! :)

 

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