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Author Topic: US to purpose a resolution which will give full power over oil?  (Read 1056 times)

Offline fastson
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Next week USA plants to put forward a resolutions proposal in the United Nations Security Council which will cancel all sanctions against Iraq and give the United States full power over the country and its oil.

The United Nations will play a secondary role, but secretary-general Kofi Annan is encouraged to at least appoint a representative which will work with the US in Baghdad.

- This will cause new fights in the security council, says a UN-diplomat to TT.


Nice, a new state right? :)

Edit: Found some more.
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The oil money will be used to build up Iraq - assignment which have mostly gone to American companies.


I hope its only temporary.. The Iraqis seem more and more unhappy (massive demonstrations) with the occupation each day.
« Last Edit: April 27, 2003, 05:23:20 AM by fastson »
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Sweden native "fastson" claims to have world\'s smallest penis
« Reply #1 on: April 27, 2003, 04:59:16 AM »
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There have been reports from Sweden that an extremely short and hairy Chinese-American named "fastson" claims to have the world\'s smallest penis. He states that he often goes to the gym to compare his to other\'s males penis, and no one can match his incredibly small 0.000000000001 inch ding-dong.

A monkey named Clyde also admitted he\'s never seen a penis so small in all his "tree climbing expeditions".

"I swear to all the nanners in the world," the monkey said. "I\'ve never seen a shlong so small. I had to take a telescope out just to see the \'lil guy".

Another Australian man named Bobs_Hardware, died in disbelief in his porned filled home yesterday when his 0.01 incher could not much the incredibly small sized penis of fastson.



Jebus fastson I feel so bad for you.

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Who is this anamoly we call Jumpman? How is he able to do what he does and still survive after years of torment? It seems he feeds on the hate, growing with an intense passion to put unassuming members in their place.

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US to purpose a resolution which will give full power over oil?
« Reply #2 on: April 27, 2003, 05:04:49 AM »
Cool.. I didnt know I was so famous! Maybe I can join the circus freakshow and travel around the world?

Now what does this have to do with this thread? :)
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US to purpose a resolution which will give full power over oil?
« Reply #3 on: April 27, 2003, 05:11:56 AM »
You\'ll figure it out laddy!
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US to purpose a resolution which will give full power over oil?
« Reply #4 on: April 27, 2003, 05:35:07 AM »
Tell me John :)

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US to purpose a resolution which will give full power over oil?
« Reply #5 on: April 27, 2003, 06:52:08 PM »
He is basically calling bullshit since you didnt provide a link.

I can vouch for the construction contracts going US companies as I have read about that numerous times. Was reading today that all russian companies may get the contracts instead.

I have also read about the US rebuilding Iraq with oil money which I feel is BS as well. I don\'t like the idea of some of my tax money going to rebuild, but if we destroyed, we should rebuild at our cost.
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US to purpose a resolution which will give full power over oil?
« Reply #6 on: April 27, 2003, 06:57:57 PM »
I say, if the Iraqi people, the real holders of Iraq, want us out. We should leave.

We took out Saddam, left your country in rubbles, and you don\'t want us to rebuild it? Sweet, good luck losers.

Iraq is nothing but a waste of time now.

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US to purpose a resolution which will give full power over oil?
« Reply #7 on: April 27, 2003, 07:43:45 PM »
It was a waste of time from the start, but everyone was so war hungry they ignored that fact.

Link - Faston?
(Though it wouldn\'t surprise me if that quote is true.)

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US to purpose a resolution which will give full power over oil?
« Reply #8 on: April 28, 2003, 04:17:14 AM »
The news came from TT.. Its a news bureau like Reuters (biggest in northern europe).

I translated the telegram, here\'s the link from the newspaper.
http://www.aftonbladet.se/vss/telegram/0,1082,61777569_852_p_,00.html
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