Author Topic: Any lawyers in the house? (Read 1008 times)

« **on:** May 02, 2003, 01:28:48 PM »

So I bought this ice cream bar at lunch today at school. Tasty, Innocent little chocolate eclair. I opened it up, my mouth savoring. It was pretty hard, so I had to bite hard. But it was too hard, as it cut up the roof of my mouth. It started bleeding! It was no help that I was put into emotional distress by my "friends". It didn\'t stop bleeding for over an hour.

Think I can sue the school district?

« **Reply #1 on:** May 02, 2003, 01:41:16 PM »

Bahahaha that was hilarious might I add!

But dude, those ice creams are seriously way too hard.

Brian didn\'t stop bleeding though, what a queer.

videoholic · « **Reply #2 on:** May 02, 2003, 02:11:51 PM »

Did people laugh at you for being a total freaking idiot? If so then you have a case.

But don\'t forget all of the news vans showing up at your house to take pictures of the panzy ass who is suing because he got a booboo in his mouth from eating ice cream.

« **Reply #3 on:** May 02, 2003, 02:18:03 PM »

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Originally posted by videoholic
Did people laugh at you for being a total freaking idiot? If so then you have a case.

But don\'t forget all of the news vans showing up at your house to take pictures of the panzy ass who is suing because he got a booboo in his mouth from eating ice cream.

*adds vid to list of people to sue*

videoholic · « **Reply #4 on:** May 02, 2003, 03:10:47 PM »

Sue me for all I\'m worth..

You may be able to buy a stick of gum and a hersheys kiss after you pay the lawyers.

« **Reply #5 on:** May 02, 2003, 03:23:04 PM »

You could sue.

Not sure If you\'ll get a large sum, probably even out and you\'ll be a fool

« **Reply #6 on:** May 02, 2003, 03:24:09 PM »

That\'s what you get for eating fatty foods

« **Reply #7 on:** May 02, 2003, 04:54:52 PM »

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Originally posted by theomen
That\'s what you get for eating fatty foods

If I recall, it was higher in carbs than it was in fats

And Vid, I think I might just do that. I take Crime and Justice you know, so I don\'t need a stinkin lawyer!

« **Reply #8 on:** May 02, 2003, 04:57:19 PM »

I had a year and a half of Administration of Justice classes... they sucked, plain and simple

« **Reply #9 on:** May 02, 2003, 06:39:14 PM »

Having something wrong with the roof of your mouth hurts.

videoholic · « **Reply #10 on:** May 03, 2003, 03:55:30 AM »

Nothing can fix it like a sweet little protein cocktail.

CHIZZY · « **Reply #11 on:** May 03, 2003, 04:28:58 AM »

permettez-moi de tirer mon sperme dans votre bouche, svp

videoholic · « **Reply #12 on:** May 03, 2003, 04:50:59 AM »

Only the french can make it sound so romantic.

Titan · « **Reply #13 on:** May 03, 2003, 07:04:42 AM »

Stapler=wuss

« **Reply #14 on:** May 03, 2003, 12:38:45 PM »

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Originally posted by videoholic
Nothing can fix it like a sweet little protein cocktail.

Haha, punny! :o

Hello

Author Topic: Any lawyers in the house? (Read 1008 times)