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The roads are no longer safe
« on: May 03, 2003, 02:42:58 PM »
I got my permit today. I\'m so happy that I can drive now. But my mom is a big backseat driver. She\'s like "that red light means you stop" and stuff like that. But hey, I can tune her out :D
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« Reply #1 on: May 03, 2003, 03:22:37 PM »
Permit or license?

Its 14 here for Permit, and License is 16. 11 months for me until I can drive all I want.
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« Reply #2 on: May 03, 2003, 03:25:11 PM »
I got my permit. I have to have it before I get my liscence.
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« Reply #3 on: May 03, 2003, 03:35:34 PM »
I think you first have to learn how to spell license.  :)


Logan constantly back seat drives now.

Light is Red he says stop.

Light is Green he says Go.

Light is yellow he says Go Faster.

He also likes to guess which way I am going to turn.  SOmetimes I go the wrong way just to spite him.  J/K
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« Reply #4 on: May 03, 2003, 03:54:11 PM »
Newbs...... :p
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« Reply #5 on: May 03, 2003, 04:33:38 PM »
I\'m going to drive to Dallas and run you over when I get my liscence SER
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« Reply #6 on: May 03, 2003, 08:08:35 PM »
Keep off the Sidewalks!  Titan is Driving! Just kidding have fun!

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« Reply #7 on: May 03, 2003, 09:27:47 PM »
Oh man you kids have so much to learn.  I could write a book or teach a class.  

For now, just one big suggestion:

Always use your turning signal.  EVERY time you change lanes.  EVERY time you make a turn.  ALWAYS.  If you do that, it will save your ass several times during your driving career.  Guaranteed.

OK, class dismissed.
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« Reply #8 on: May 03, 2003, 09:31:48 PM »
Damn they let you drive young in the US. We have similar road/highway system here and the earliest you can be allowed to drive is 16 and a half to get your learners and 17 to get your license.

14!!!
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« Reply #9 on: May 03, 2003, 10:06:10 PM »
Only two or three states allow them 14 y/os to drive legally. Most it\'s 15 and one-half years.
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« Reply #10 on: May 03, 2003, 10:53:28 PM »
Titan when your mom back seat drives, just look straight at her and thank her for telling you there was something there (the secret is to act like you don\'t see the road)  After a few heart attacks, she\'ll stop.
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« Reply #11 on: May 03, 2003, 11:05:54 PM »
^^

Hehehe, thats funny, gonna try it sometime.
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« Reply #12 on: May 03, 2003, 11:24:02 PM »
Hey Titan get use to it. Cuz if never stops. Hell I am almost 21 now and my mother still tells me stuff like that...
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« Reply #13 on: May 03, 2003, 11:54:33 PM »
I\'ve been driving for a year. Monkeys can do it.
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« Reply #14 on: May 04, 2003, 01:43:21 AM »
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Originally posted by Vapor Snake
I\'ve been driving for a year. Monkeys can do it.
This reveals exactly how much you DON\'T know about driving.
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