Originally posted by ooseven
Beacuse i am not a 16 year old sad virgin, who has about as much chance of hitting it as a Iraqi Scud.... In Both Gulf Wars !
Haha... dude you have absolutly nothing on me. For one thing I\'m far from sad, and another is that the girl I go out with wouldn\'t touch you with a 10-foot pole and some rubber gloves. If we need to discuss which of us leads a more pathetic life, my nomination goes to ooseven who is a fat, old drunk who couldn\'t type a gramatically correct sentence if his life depended on it.