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Offline luckee
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Segway > Dubya.....
« on: June 12, 2003, 10:46:20 PM »


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U.S. President George W. Bush (news - web sites) is pictured in this combo image falling off a Segway personal transporter on the front driveway of his parents\' summer home June 12, 2003 in Kennebunkport, Maine. Bush arrived from Washington to spend the weekend with his father, former President George Bush, who celebrates his 79th birthday today and his mother Barbara. Bush was not injured in the fall. REUTERS/Jim Bourg


http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/030612/170/4dnhg.html

Now see.. they go and build something idiot proof, and GHWB and Barb go and build a bigger, better idiot. You\'ve gotta be pretty stupid to tip a scooter that isn\'t supposed to be able to be tipped...
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« Reply #1 on: June 13, 2003, 12:41:28 AM »
isn\'t this supposed to be posted in the \'current events and political debate\' forum?





j/k :eek:
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« Reply #2 on: June 13, 2003, 04:00:50 AM »
funny this should come up.  my school actually bought a few segways for publicity and for tech use.

the students got to test them out, and if you havent been on one yet, they are VERY sensitive to how to accelerate/decelerate.  there is no gas pedal or throttle.  you go or stop by leaning.  it\'s very awkward at first.  they also hit 12mph and gain that speed very quickly

also, look at the 1st picture.  he is leaning the segway WAY far back to get on.  you need to keep it level when you climb on so it remains stationary.  we probably jumped on at that angle, it proceeded to instantly speed in reverse, and the natural human instinct it to lean forward WHICH sent the segway into an instant acceleration forward causing him to topple over.

honestly, it\'s funny to see people 1st climb on those things without thinking they can be unsafe.  try to stand on a rocking horse and see how stable it is
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« Reply #3 on: June 13, 2003, 04:08:57 AM »
What a strange device, never seen one of those before.
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Re: Segway > Dubya.....
« Reply #4 on: June 13, 2003, 04:18:56 AM »
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Originally posted by luckee




http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/030612/170/4dnhg.html

Now see.. they go and build something idiot proof, and GHWB and Barb go and build a bigger, better idiot. You\'ve gotta be pretty stupid to tip a scooter that isn\'t supposed to be able to be tipped...


Don\'t know if you\'ve heard but apparently, a number of accidents on Segway has occured. One of them an Atlanta Police officer who broke his leg. And since the Segway apparently CAN tip over, one must be an idiot to think that it can\'t.
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« Reply #5 on: June 13, 2003, 06:30:03 AM »
Haha, somehow I found this oddly humorous. :D
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« Reply #6 on: June 13, 2003, 11:44:25 AM »
:laughing:

great our president is still a retard.
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« Reply #7 on: June 13, 2003, 11:46:47 AM »
umm, didnt you read what we wrote above on how it probably happened?

guess not, it\'s easier to make retarded statements

segways are dangerous.  you cant just order one over the internet and have one shipped to you.  you must attend a 3 hour class and be certified in order to buy one.

oh yeah, you didnt know any of this

i told you, lean that thing forward(or backward), jump on it, and you be shoot to 12MPH faster than you can counter-balance.
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« Reply #8 on: June 13, 2003, 07:31:14 PM »
Well he wasn\'t hurt...So it\'s not dangerous enough.....
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« Reply #9 on: June 13, 2003, 07:58:02 PM »
Jesus mm you have a grudge against me?

Yeah I did read it all, and I know that those arent easy to handle, my cousin is taking a class on it.

But are you saying Bush isnt half retarded? One word: Crusade.
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« Reply #10 on: June 14, 2003, 03:52:22 AM »
and actually, from what I hear, they are not hard to ride at all unless one is stupid or just lack balance in general.
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« Reply #11 on: June 14, 2003, 09:31:47 AM »
He only has half a brain...So one side of his head is heavier...
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« Reply #12 on: June 14, 2003, 11:07:09 AM »
sigh..... i guess it\'s popular to make fun GWB

not a single one of us could handle his job, don\'t even kid yourself
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« Reply #13 on: June 14, 2003, 12:03:30 PM »
Im sure none of us could- but their are better people out their to do his job.
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« Reply #14 on: June 14, 2003, 12:27:59 PM »
Nothing annoys me more than someone calling GWB stupid. Later today I\'ll dig up links and show you how high his SAT scores were etc. He\'d make all of you look like such dipshits. And you guys should feel like dipshits, haven\'t you ever made a mistake? There is a reason why he is president and none of you are. So he ****ed up, so what? If he stubbed his toe everyone would call him retarded. It\'s like if he doesn\'t pronounce a word right then the whole world has to know. I mean someone had to be basically stalking him 24/7 to get those pictures, dont you think someone would get a picture of him making a mistake.

He\'s only human, everyone messes up.
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