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« on: July 01, 2003, 08:42:57 AM »
Here\'s a little survey:

Bizarre Bathroom Tricks People Use To Avoid Germs

ROSWELL, Ga. (Wireless Flash) -- "The Foot Flush" and "The Elbow Grip" may sound like bizarre new dance steps but they\'re actually the methods many germophobes use to avoid touching public toilets.

According to a new survey by Kimberly-Clark, 8 percent of Americans are so afraid of getting germs from a public toilet that they flush the handle with their feet -- not their hand.

That\'s not the only offbeat strategy used to avoid a crappy bathroom. About 2 percent use their elbows or wrist to dispense paper towels or soap.

-- 10 percent cover the toilet seat with tissue paper to avoid getting crud on themselves.

-- 14 percent refuse to use public restrooms at all.

-- Finally, 15 percent use towels to avoid touching faucets or door handles.

And that slams the lid on this story.

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I thought EVERYONE flushed with their feet.  I would never in a million years touch a toilet flusher thingy.  If anything, just because I assume everyone else did it with their feet and you can\'t possibly tell me there is no piss on the floor.
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« Reply #1 on: July 01, 2003, 08:51:08 AM »
And how many people refuse to wash their hands as to not getting germs on their hands? :D
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« Reply #2 on: July 01, 2003, 09:34:39 AM »
I avoid them all together.  If I have to go, I just go ino the gap and find the baggiest pants with the largest pockets they have, whatever happens in the fitting room happens.

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« Reply #3 on: July 01, 2003, 09:35:43 AM »
I would prefer not to flush at all, leaving a nice present for the next victim.

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« Reply #4 on: July 01, 2003, 09:43:19 AM »
I flush with my mouth so I don\'t get germs on my clean hands.
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« Reply #5 on: July 01, 2003, 10:53:10 AM »
How many of those 14 percent who refuse to use the bathroom are women?

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« Reply #6 on: July 01, 2003, 11:45:41 AM »
Depending on where it is I use paper. Usually in school if I know that people have missed. I flush with my foot only if I take a whiz on a toilet. I don\'t know how far up the guys ass he sticks his hand and what gets on it.
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« Reply #7 on: July 01, 2003, 12:19:22 PM »
I just piss on an adjacent wall.  This way, no flushing is involved. Also, I simply unzip my pants and use the muscles that keep the skin tight to the shaft to pop it out and have enough control to suck it back in, using the same muscles. As a result, no washing is needed.

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« Reply #8 on: July 01, 2003, 12:30:54 PM »
Disgusting but effective way MPtheory.
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« Reply #9 on: July 01, 2003, 12:43:38 PM »
I don\'t take shits in public restrooms, I wait till I get home.

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« Reply #10 on: July 01, 2003, 12:53:07 PM »
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« Reply #11 on: July 02, 2003, 04:27:23 AM »
yea, i ty to not se public ones a much as possile, ones in pubs and restaurants dont seem as bad as they are cleaned
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« Reply #12 on: July 02, 2003, 05:00:21 AM »
My GF squats. I\'ve seen her do it, it\'s impressive. I\'ll whiz anywhere. I don\'t flush, even with my foot. As far as pooping- only in dire emergencies will I crap in a public stall. I can\'t believe people will do it and think nothing of it. I was in washington square park in NYC once and had to whiz. I went into th epublic restroom and right next to the 20 urinals were 20 toilets, no stalls, no SEATS, and about 15 f*cked up peeps shitting on them. I couldn\'t believe it.
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« Reply #13 on: July 02, 2003, 07:25:32 AM »
Well they probably considered that their home toilet.
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« Reply #14 on: July 02, 2003, 07:37:55 AM »
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I would prefer not to flush at all, leaving a nice present for the next victim.


I’ve always wondered who did that....
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