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« on: July 04, 2003, 06:15:40 PM »
I found this on another forum and thought I should share.

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« Reply #1 on: July 04, 2003, 07:23:56 PM »
What\'s with the one "if you don\'t own a \'wife beater\' stop reading this list and go get one"...  that particular one doesn\'t seem to fit.

The rest are pretty good.
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« Reply #2 on: July 04, 2003, 07:42:08 PM »
wife beater = tank top or muscle shirt.
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« Reply #3 on: July 04, 2003, 07:51:10 PM »
I look sexy in one, matter of fact I\'m wearing one right now.....roar

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« Reply #4 on: July 04, 2003, 08:24:40 PM »
I know a bunch of girls who would disagree with like half of what I read on that list :p
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« Reply #5 on: July 04, 2003, 09:21:21 PM »
yeah but you only assosiate with trolips, hookers and ladies of the night.  The most you\'ve ever said to a woman is "the money\'s on the dresser.....yet I still wub you ;)

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« Reply #6 on: July 05, 2003, 01:07:22 AM »
Note the title, it definitely reads like something written by GIRLS, not women.  Apart from that, what the hell is this all about?

"18)You look hot in hooded articles of clothing."

I guess the GIRL who wrote this has an unnatural attraction to the Unabomber.  :)
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« Reply #7 on: July 05, 2003, 02:18:51 AM »
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Note the title, it definitely reads like something written by GIRLS
"18)You look hot in hooded articles of clothing."

I guess the GIRL who wrote this has an unnatural attraction to the Unabomber.  :)
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« Reply #8 on: July 05, 2003, 03:45:10 PM »
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You look hot in hooded articles of clothing.


I wear hooded articles of clothing every day and girls still think I\'m ugly

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« Reply #9 on: July 05, 2003, 06:56:01 PM »
It\'s not the hooded clothing that makes u ugly.
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« Reply #10 on: July 05, 2003, 07:00:03 PM »
It\'s your ugly,  ugly face.
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« Reply #11 on: July 05, 2003, 08:20:38 PM »
But the girl said I would look hot in hooded clothing!

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« Reply #12 on: July 06, 2003, 02:17:02 PM »
ummm.  yeahhhhh.  SOME of this follows through to all girls.  NOT ALL OF THEM.  some of it is simply retarded.  The hooded thing... garbage.  I don\'t own a single hooded article of clothing, and I have no problem with girls.   Everything that deals with sex.. pretty much true IMO.

13)Girls generally don\'t like giving head, so you better be ready to reciprocate if and when you get it. - not true.

16)If you hold our hand while you are driving we will be thoroughly impressed...especially if it\'s a stick. - dumbest thing ever said.

25)We\'re typically smarter than you...so get over it and stop whining when we get better grades than you. - Not even right...(There are some very stupid broads out there)  NOT ALL.  I would not say "tipically".

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« Reply #13 on: July 06, 2003, 03:07:37 PM »
1. F*ck me
2. Feed me
3. Shut the f*ck up

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« Reply #14 on: July 06, 2003, 03:37:11 PM »
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yeah but you only assosiate with trolips, hookers and ladies of the night.  The most you\'ve ever said to a woman is "the money\'s on the dresser.....yet I still wub you ;)


Not quite Omen.  That\'s the most I\'ve ever said to a guy.

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