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Offline politiepet
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« on: July 10, 2003, 07:47:09 AM »
>Here are some conversations, from Microsoft\'s Help Desk, which
>had actually taken place between customer support people and
>their customers:
>
>Customer: "You\'ve got to fix my computer. I urgently need to
>print a document, but the computer won\'t boot properly."
>Tech Support: "What does it say?"
>Customer: "Something about an error and non-system disk."
>Tech Support: "Look at your machine. Is there a floppy inside?"
>Customer: "No, but there\'s a sticker saying there\'s an Intel
>inside."
>
>---------------------------------
>
>Tech Support: "Just call us back if there\'s a problem. We\'re open
>24 hours."
>Customer: "Is that Eastern time?"
>
>---------------------------------
>
>Tech Support: "Ok, now click your left mouse button."
>Customer: (silence) "But I only have one mouse."
>
>---------------------------------
>
>Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop."
>Customer: "Ok."
>Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?"
>Customer: "No."
>Tech Support: "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?"
>Customer: "No."
>Tech Support: "Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up
>until this point?"
>Customer: "Sure, you told me to write \'click\' and I
>wrote\'click\'."
>
>---------------------------------
>
>Customer: "I received the software update you sent, but I am
>still getting the same error message."
>Tech Support: "Did you install the update?"
>Customer: "No. Oh, am I supposed to install it to get it to work?
>"
>
>---------------------------------
>
>Customer: "I\'m having trouble installing Microsoft Word."
>Tech Support: "Tell me what you\'ve done."
>Customer: "I typed \'A:SETUP\'."
>Tech Support: "Ma\'am, remove the disk and tell me what it says."
>Customer: "It says \'[PC manufacturer] Restore and Recovery
>disk\'."
>Tech Support: "Insert the MS Word setup disk."
>Customer: "What?"
>Tech Support: "Did you buy MS word?"
>Customer "No..."
>
>---------------------------------
>
>Customer: "Do I need a computer to use your software?"
>Tech Support: ?@#$
>
>---------------------------------
>
>Tech Support: "Ok, in the bottom left hand side of the screen,
>can you see the \'OK\' button displayed?"
>Customer: "Wow. How can you see my screen from there?"
>
>---------------------------------
>
>Tech Support: "What type of computer do you have?"
>Customer: "A white one."
>
>---------------------------------
>
>Tech Support: "Type \'A:\' at the prompt."
>Customer: "How do you spell that?"
>
>---------------------------------
>Tech Support: "Is your computer on a separate telephone line?"
>Customer: "No." (clicks the button to log on to our service)
>Tech Support: "Well then we can\'t-"
>Customer: "It says \'no dial tone\'."
>Tech Support: "That\'s because you\'re on the line with me right
>now. You need to-"
>Customer: "No, that\'s not it. It does this all the time. I just
>have to try a few times, and it will let me through."
>Tech Support: "No, ma\'am. It\'s not even trying to dial right now
>because you\'re on the phone with me."
>Customer: "It must be busy. I\'ll try again later."
>
>---------------------------------
>
>Tech Support: "What\'s on your screen right now?"
>Customer: "A stuffed animal that my boyfriend got me at the
>grocery store."
>
>---------------------------------
>
>Tech Support: "What operating system are you running?"
>Customer: "Pentium."
>
>---------------------------------
>
>Customer: "My computer\'s telling me I performed an illegal
>abortion."
>
>---------------------------------
>
>Customer: "I have Microsoft Exploder."
>
>---------------------------------
>
>Customer: "How do I print my voicemail?"
>
>---------------------------------
>
>Tech Support: "What does the screen say now?"
>Customer: "It says, \'Hit ENTER when ready\'."
>Tech Support: "Well?"
>Customer: "How do I know when it\'s ready?"
>
>---------------------------------
>
>Customer: "I have a long distance modem."
>
>---------------------------------
>
>Customer: "I don\'t have a space bar."
#RaCeR#:
i hope they all get aids and die they should bnt tbbe having sezx with just anyone they should be in love if theay are foing to have sex not just to make money I htink its wrong for them to just have sexzx for the fun of it specially when some of the performancs are married, its just wrong. tey are givng out deaseases to anyone and its just not right i tell you i think its really really wrong specially when tey have sex i dot whach porno though so im not sure what they do i dont theink theyr realy hjave sex its all just pretendnig but you never no what they do its just wrong speciallly when they dont even love each other its wrong i ell you in tsi just wrong. wtings owting wtrong wtongs wtongs. i dont like it. prlease explaions.

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« Reply #1 on: July 10, 2003, 08:14:02 AM »
They told me that anything I submitted would be in the strictest confidence.

How the f0rk did you get hold of them??

Seriousley though, they can\'t be real, can they?

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« Reply #2 on: July 10, 2003, 08:15:33 AM »
dunno, a friend of mine send them to me
#RaCeR#:
i hope they all get aids and die they should bnt tbbe having sezx with just anyone they should be in love if theay are foing to have sex not just to make money I htink its wrong for them to just have sexzx for the fun of it specially when some of the performancs are married, its just wrong. tey are givng out deaseases to anyone and its just not right i tell you i think its really really wrong specially when tey have sex i dot whach porno though so im not sure what they do i dont theink theyr realy hjave sex its all just pretendnig but you never no what they do its just wrong speciallly when they dont even love each other its wrong i ell you in tsi just wrong. wtings owting wtrong wtongs wtongs. i dont like it. prlease explaions.

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« Reply #3 on: July 10, 2003, 08:21:48 AM »
Many sound like phone calls from my dad....
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« Reply #4 on: July 10, 2003, 08:26:00 AM »
lol.. some of them were quite funny :laughing:
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« Reply #5 on: July 10, 2003, 08:36:11 AM »
:laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing:

Some did laugh me out loud.
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« Reply #6 on: July 10, 2003, 01:11:38 PM »
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Tech Support: "What type of computer do you have?"
Customer: "A white one."


Bwahaaahaaaaaaahaaaaaaa!:laughing:

 

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