Your favorite quote from the Bible

"and Jesus went within the bodega ordering a beef patty with cheese, and it was good"
Book of Sharpton Chapter 987 Verse G-24

This is part of the sequel to the Bible that I am writing. Should be in stores this winter if I\'m not struck by lightning first.

I have no doubts now. Look at the way he expresses, the status name, the threads... what sect do you belong to?

j/k. My favourite quote:

Fíjate en ti. No lo digo con ánimo de desprecio pero fíjate bien. El material del que estáis hechos es blando y su energía depende de la oxidación ineficiente de la materia orgánica. Entráis cada noche en un estado de coma y soñáis, pero ¿de qué sirven los sueños si casi nunca se cumplen? Pensáis: "Es cierto", pero os equivocáis frecuentemente y a la menor variación externa perdéis vuestra eficiencia. Sois alterables, sois imperfectos. En cambio yo preferiría sentir lo que sentís. (Audi spot, season 02-03)

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I like the epic battle between jesus, satan and godzilla. The part where yoda comes in at the last second and saves jesus is great.
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Aren\'t there some bible forums you can post in?

here is one.

http://forums.christianity.com/html/F30/

I know that Clowd wasn\'t ill willed in his topic, so it wasn\'t right for the last two posters to be complete asses.


edit:excluding Adan, the other last two posts.

Why you think this should be posted at some other forums is beyond me.  If anything that\'s just a testament to the immaturity of the people here.  If you don\'t have something to add to the topic, just don\'t post.  It\'s really that simple.

The fact that Clowd posted the topic also should make no difference.  If I had posted this topic, would you be replying differently?

If your status name was Slave of Jesus and you asked for your favourite Bible sentence... probably yeah.

Originally posted by mjps21983
I know that Clowd wasn\'t ill willed in his topic, so it wasn\'t right for the last two posters to be complete asses.

How was I being a complete ass? People do the same shit in every thread in OT and now we are asses? Choke on a dick and die.

I dont think the smart ass comments can be avoided, I guess some feel they have to give out insults without directly giving them out if you know what I mean.  Like Shock said though, if this kind of talk isnt your cup of tea then just refrain from making comments...infact just dont click on the thread. I think you\'ll find yourself much happier because enough harsh comments is going to end up in a thread full of filth.  When ever I find a thread I feel can be an insult to me or what I believe, just to keep anger from stirring up inside of me I simply stay away.  It\'s that simple.

In these forums, every topic will have 1-2 posts that are jokes.  And that\'s at the very least.  Just because some people think religion is untouchable, doesn\'t mean these posters were asses, they\'re just treating this thread like any other thread.

Religion isn\'t untouchable, it\'s just some people\'s basis for their lives and should at least be respected. We\'re not talkin about someone\'s new car, or home, or favorite football team. A good way to respect it is if you don\'t wish to contribute, don\'t post in the thread.

This is one of my favorites:

"If I speak with the tongues of men and of angels, but do not have love, I have become a noisy gong or a clanging cymbal. And if I have the gift of prophecy, and know all mysteries and all knowledge; and if I have all faith, so as to remove mountains, but do not have love, I am nothing. And if I give all my possessions to feed the poor, and if I deliver my body to be burned, but do not have love, it profits me nothing. Love is patient, love is kind, and is not jealous; love does not brag and is not arrogant, does not act unbecomingly; it does not seek its own, is not provoked, does not take into account a wrong suffered, does not rejoice in unrighteousness, but rejoices with the truth; bears all things, believes all things, hopes all things, endures all things." (1 Corinthians 13:1-7)

^^^ Yeah thats a really popular one. Nice.

Which version of the Bible do you people read?  I have a couple versions around, and I never know which one to look at.  The differences in translation are pretty noticable.

Originally posted by shockwaves
Why you think this should be posted at some other forums is beyond me.  If anything that\'s just a testament to the immaturity of the people here.  If you don\'t have something to add to the topic, just don\'t post.  It\'s really that simple.

The fact that Clowd posted the topic also should make no difference.  If I had posted this topic, would you be replying differently?

was that directed at me tony?

Originally posted by Coredweller
Which version of the Bible do you people read?  I have a couple versions around, and I never know which one to look at.  The differences in translation are pretty noticable.

Nowadays the NIV translation is the best one to read.