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Offline Stupid Mop
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« on: July 16, 2003, 04:09:03 PM »
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Frequent masturbation, particularly in the 20s, helps prevent prostate cancer later in life, according to new research.


this is the news guys have been waiting for. We need not make up any other excuses now

http://www.reuters.com/newsArticle.jhtml?type=healthNews&storyID=3102498
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« Reply #1 on: July 16, 2003, 04:27:57 PM »
I knew that 15 years ago when I started...... so far, I have been prostate cancer free.
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« Reply #2 on: July 16, 2003, 04:52:09 PM »
Kinda makes sense, I mean, if you don\'t use it its just gonna go to hell.
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« Reply #3 on: July 16, 2003, 05:29:19 PM »
I knew someone was going to post this.  :laughing:

Looks like I\'m safe.  :p
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« Reply #4 on: July 16, 2003, 06:44:47 PM »
I didn\'t know masturbation was all it was cracked up to be...
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« Reply #5 on: July 16, 2003, 08:03:27 PM »
I heard Masturbation also increases testosterone levels, which is good for athletes who play contact sports and stuff.
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« Reply #6 on: July 16, 2003, 08:37:21 PM »
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I heard Masturbation also increases testosterone levels, which is good for athletes who play contact sports and stuff.


Actually it decreases them, but hey, you were close. :p
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« Reply #7 on: July 16, 2003, 11:02:17 PM »
Well, I don\'t play sports and I don\'t want cancer... so I might as well begin masturbating... hehe
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« Reply #8 on: July 16, 2003, 11:05:43 PM »
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I heard Masturbation also increases testosterone levels, which is good for athletes who play contact sports and stuff.


Try having sex and then going and playing football, or basketball or any sport for that matter in the next few hours and your ass will be dragging guaranteed. Alot of the times Olympic teams have a no sexual intercourse policy while the games are going on.
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« Reply #9 on: July 16, 2003, 11:17:13 PM »
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Alot of the times Olympic teams have a no sexual intercourse policy while the games are going on.

Well, it would be kinda awkward (that word looks strange :eek: ) to have sex when playing a game. :)
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« Reply #10 on: July 17, 2003, 12:46:33 AM »
What if you\'re playing water polo sex?
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« Reply #11 on: July 17, 2003, 12:47:15 AM »
I drain my slues gates at least once a day, better do it more often now.
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« Reply #12 on: July 17, 2003, 12:58:51 AM »
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*Stares at avatar*

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« Reply #13 on: July 17, 2003, 01:45:58 AM »
^^^^ hahahahaha LOL.

Free of cancer here too.
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« Reply #14 on: July 17, 2003, 04:07:16 AM »
Everytime you ejaculate, you lose the same amount of protein as found in accouple of almonds.
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