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« on: August 07, 2003, 05:30:35 AM »
If you didn\'t watch the show, then go away...

I finally got around to watching the last two episodes last night.

I found a number of things odd about the final episode.

A) Dat Phan won???  WTF?  Dude is so not funny.  Dave Mardell was by far the funniest and most creative followed by Rob ( I forget his last name )


B) Ralphy\'s face when they announced the winner.  Dude, he was hocked.


C) Who produced that show?  Damn.  You announce the winner and bam, show\'s over.  No reaction what so ever.  That was a huge HUGE upset and they just went to credits.


D) If they ever do this show again (And I hope they do because it was pretty descent) do you think they will let the public vote again?  I really think public voting is a crap shoot.  Especially when you are only allowing the public to vote one time.  Not like AMerican Idol where they vote over the course of 3 months.


ANyway, probably only theomen and I watched the show so I may as well just PM him...
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« Reply #1 on: August 07, 2003, 05:33:09 AM »
I saw one earlier episode. The Asian guy was the funniest that night. Perhaps he was more consistent?
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« Reply #2 on: August 07, 2003, 05:35:16 AM »
OMG, you are the person who thinks he is funny.


Dude, not funny...  All he does is makes fun of his mom and talks with an asian accent.  that my friend = not funny.

Rob and Dave both were very creative and very inventive with their material.  But that is something you don\'t know since you only saw one.  So back to you for a moment.

You really thought he was funny?  The only thing I thought was funny was how much everyone ragged on him.
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« Reply #3 on: August 07, 2003, 05:39:44 AM »
I said I saw one earlier episode. He was funny that one night. He got the most and loudest laughs. I think they get like 2 minutes to do their routine.

His routine was about how bad he was at math. And the fact that all his classmates thought "Asians = math guru". So they all copied his work and all the kids that sat around him ended up flunking math. :)

I got a chuckle.
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« Reply #4 on: August 07, 2003, 05:43:17 AM »
That was probably the night he beat Dave Mardell.  Dave\'s routine was far more creative and inventive.  OK Gman, you don\'t think like I do.  You are therefore not so smart.  Oh, but I repect your opinion.  :)
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« Reply #5 on: August 07, 2003, 05:44:23 AM »
Yu t3h smaRt3st! :p
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« Reply #6 on: August 07, 2003, 06:08:53 AM »
Dat Phan, you no go dere.

Dat Phan, dat not funny.

Dat Phan, blah blah blah

^^^Thats basically Dat\'s whole routine.

I won\'t say Dat was the least funny one there because IMO that was the chick with the spikes. Still I think Dave was the funniest comedian and Dat\'s original roommate(can\'t remember his name) was the funniest every day guy. Every day guy as in he would be the funniest to hang out with.

Rich Vos and Tess were the funniest people in the final 5. Ralphie was the funniest before they went in the house.

That Hide and seek game was a reality TV classic. Right up there with "Zaddam Dwee Dabble Dow" on RW:New Orleans.
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« Reply #7 on: August 07, 2003, 06:13:58 AM »
BTW, Am I the only one who thought they were using a laugh track for some of Jay Mohr\'s bit at the beggining of the final episode?

The laughs were way to fake sounding.
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« Reply #8 on: August 07, 2003, 06:15:17 AM »
He roomed with Rob, who I agree was one of the most creative.  I shouldn\'t say Dat Phan was the least funny.  The chick with spikes, the black guy, and sean the cancer dude were all highly unfunny.

BUT DAT FREAKING WON!!!!
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« Reply #9 on: August 07, 2003, 06:56:00 AM »
The whole show sucked.  I watched 5 minutes of it.  I could do the asian guy\'s routine better than him.  Dave was funny.  Ralphie was not.  Hope they don\'t make another one.
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« Reply #10 on: August 07, 2003, 07:17:51 AM »
The standup shows were crap, but life in the house was pretty funny.  The hide and seak with Dat had my rolling.
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« Reply #11 on: August 07, 2003, 11:19:57 AM »
Dat sucked, I bitched and moaned about him after seeing his first stand up act where he beat Dave.  Dave was hilarious "and I would have gotten away, but it was a really good song"  hill-f*ck\'n-larious.  This show reminds me that democracy doesn\'t work when the country is made up of morons!

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« Reply #12 on: August 07, 2003, 11:22:20 AM »
That was the line where I said, you know what, this guy is a thinker.  I hate blatent jokes that are so freaking obvious.  That was a joke that stupid people would never have understood.  I love that.

Here is how I figure it.  All of the good comedians split the vote.  Dat Phan was the freak who everyone probably felt sorry for.  Also he had all of the asian vote.

Actually I say good comedians and I shouldn\'t have.  Really the only two good ones were Dave and Rob and they both got the boot.
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« Reply #13 on: August 07, 2003, 03:45:28 PM »
I think Dat won because the majority of the viewing audience doesn\'t like to think and voted for him and said "hey look at that funny chinaman, he\'s making funny voices" followed by whooping and hollering.

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« Reply #14 on: August 07, 2003, 03:54:33 PM »
Dat has potential, but.. he shouldn\'t have won every time he went out.

Still young, too inconsistent he is. Training he needs.. Jedi someday he will be. *cough* Anywho, I\'m looking forward to his special on Comedy Central.. it\'ll show off how good or bad he really is. There is another.. [size=0]Margaret Cho[/size] *dies*
BTW, on the topic of Dat.. he was damned lucky to make it past Dave. I was actually rooting for Dat from the beginning.. but Dave slowly grew on me (as he started making more comments in the house and otherwise) ; my opinion of him peaked right before Dat beat him in a (likely) rigged contest. I don\'t see how Dave could\'ve lost when he was hilarious and Dat was.. well.. performing probably his worst act that we\'ve seen.
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