Questions...?

I\'m sure some of you have heard of Inside the Actor\'s Studio hosted by that hack James Lipton who has been made fun of a few times on SNL and other comedy shows.  For those of you who haven\'t, google is a wealth of information on the subject so i invite you all to look into it.  To the topic--

At the end of the show, James Lipton asks his guests a series of questions invented by some French doofus some time ago that he stole and uses to a much more infamous degree.  Now, I pose these questions to you fellow PSX2Central posters!  Excelsior!

What is your favorite word?
 
What is your least favorite word?

What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?

What turns you off?

What is your favorite curse word?

What sound or noise do you love?

What sound or noise do you hate?

What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?

What profession would you not like to do?

If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

I\'ll give my answers after a couple of replies.  Have fun with this one and be creative, but as much as you are creative, be honest.  If you need to, censor a word by replacing a single letter with an asterisk (*) so we can all ascertain what exactly that word is without having a large censor tag spoil it for us all.

What is your favorite word?
Free (as in no money required)

What is your least favorite word?
Pork

What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
Creative/spiritual/emotional freedom. When I am able to do
things on my own timeline I usually do my best work.

What turns you off?
Someone always looking over my shoulder or trying to stress a deadline

What is your favorite curse word?
Bastid. For some reason, going into a chinese restaurant always concludes with everyone calling everyone else "bastids" for the rest of the night. I think it came from a kung-fu flick.

What sound or noise do you love?
The sound you hear when you are alone in the woods or miles away from the nearest city. Its not quiet and its definately not noisy. Once you get back to the city you notice almost all of the sounds that you tend to filter out on a daily basis.

What sound or noise do you hate?
Fingernail across a chalkboard and vomiting

What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Teaching and/or coaching

What profession would you not like to do?
Porn theater janitor or dildo tester

If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
APRIL FOOLS!! Just kidding you didn\'t really die. You should have seen the look on your face, though. Hahaha

What is your favorite word?

Nautical, I just love the way it looks and sounds.

What is your least favorite word?

F*ggot.  When people use it they are just being plain mean.  

What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?

Creatively, nature inspires me.  When I need to clear my head or create something I just go outside or turn on the discovery channel;)...the wonder of it all.  Sometimes hard to look at but always beautiful, harsh and delicate.


What turns you off?

Deadlines, incompetence, laziness, and narrowminded people.

What is your favorite curse word?

Dammit.  I use it all the time...it just rolls so smoothly.

What sound or noise do you love?

Heavy breathing, showing excertion and exhaustion used in all activities .  (Not like the breathing of people on life support)

What sound or noise do you hate?

Crying children...it grates on my nerves like nothing else.  They cry, scream, or yell because they aren\'t getting what they want, that\'s just down right annoying. I\'m not talking about babies either, but grown children.

What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?

I\'d love to be a personal trainer.  Physical fitness is so much fun.  

What profession would you not like to do?

Anything in the medical field.  I\'d break down after seeing the unhealthy, chronically ill, and unfortunate day in and day out.  

If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

Sorry it took so long.

[Titan]

What is your favorite word?
life. Something I really want to enjoy
What is your least favorite word?
fag. People use it way too much it gets annoying
What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
Music kind of helps me but the will to do something is the big winner
What turns you off?
Interuptions. I can\'t concentrate with interuptions
What is your favorite curse word?
damn. even though its not really a curse in my book, I use it a lot.
What sound or noise do you love?
Jet engines
What sound or noise do you hate?
fingernails on a chalkboard
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
No profession right now but I would like to be a pilot, especially in the military and for leasure fun.
What profession would you not like to do?
Gay porn star. j/k. seriously though, nothing with children. Even though they are fun sometimes, a whole profession of them can destroy any love for children.
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
You have the free choice of women you want.

What is your favorite word?
Faith. Awesome word, awesome definition.
What is your least favorite word?
The big "n" word in reference to black people. Hate that word.
What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
Angsty punk-rock music can really get to me. There\'s a lot of worship songs that get me going too.
What turns you off?
Silence. I need something to get my mind moving.
What is your favorite curse word?
None.
What sound or noise do you love?
The light breathing of my gf when she sleeps.
What sound or noise do you hate?
Alarm clock in the morning, ugh.
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
I just wanna be a guy who wears a 3-piece suit to work, and has that office with the nice view.
What profession would you not like to do?
I can\'t do anything medical or in a science related field. All of that bores me to death.
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
I dunno, a nice, "welcome" would do just fine.

[Kurt Angle]

What is your favorite word?
Intercourse

What is your least favorite word?
Herpes

What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
Excercise
What turns you off?
Laziness
What is your favorite curse word?
B0llocks!
What sound or noise do you love?
A V12 Ferrari engine

What sound or noise do you hate?
A screaming baby

What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Professional athlete

What profession would you not like to do?
Tax inspector, traffic warden

If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
Good evening Mr Bond, I\'ve been expecting you!

What is your favorite word?  Pretty much any racial slur, I find them all ammusing.  But if had to choose one I\'ll have to go for Whop.

What is your least favorite word?   Atkins Diet, he didn\'t INVENT IT!

What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?   My body building, it\'s the driving force of my life.

What turns you off?  Fat/Lazy people, who blame their phisical short commings on other people, or uncontrollable forces.

What is your favorite curse word?  Sum Bitch

What sound or noise do you love?  The ocean, or the sounds of the gym (plates rattling, weights hitting the mat, etc..)

What sound or noise do you hate?  Sucking sounds, like when somone squeezes a juice box and it sucks at the end.  Or the sound of the sucker thing at the dentist.

What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?  Probably a chef, since I\'ve been cooking low fat gourmet meals over my life, it seems like it would be fun to be a personal chef to the stars.

What profession would you not like to do?  Peep Show Clean up crew

If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?  It was your own fault you died, 120 year old men shouldn\'t have kinky sex with super models.

What is your favorite word?
Pleasure or please.  Either can have distinct meanings in certain contexts, but both words are (here it comes) pleasant in the end.  Besides, when you create something, you\'d much rather have it please someone than cause them anger.

What is your least favorite word?
No.  Without a doubt, it is the ugliest word in the dictionary and you are told "no" most of your life even when you\'re older.  I think it\'s the one word all kids grow up to hate.

What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
A great idea will usually spark better ideas for me while those come to fruition while listening to some music that is either classical or orchestrated.

What turns you off?
Interruptions and obnoxious noise.

What is your favorite curse word?
Motherf*cker.  Above all else, there is no word in the English language that conveys anger more than that word.

What sound or noise do you love?
Laughter.

What sound or noise do you hate?
A baby crying.  Though it is beautiful at first, I\'m sure it\'ll get annoying really fast after the first couple of years.

What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
A pilot for a commercial airline or the military and if it\'s going to be the military, then a fighter pilot.

What profession would you not like to do?
Though cleaning up other people\'s bodily fluids after the shooting of a porn movie is pretty sick, I want to keep this original.  I\'d have to say a software debugger.  Just couldn\'t stand staring at that screen hours on end checking lines of code over and over again to see why it\'s not working.  It could be as simple as a period and I just don\'t have the patient to search for one of those.

If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
"Your friends and family have been waiting for you and all the preperations have been made for your most wonderful eternity.  I\'m also including a free copy of my new self published book, \'Why God, Why?\' at no extra charge which of course will answer all of your questions about life, the afterlife, and women."

What is your favorite word?
Tit\'s

What is your least favorite word?
plop

What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
Fine Art

What turns you off?
DragonBall Z

What is your favorite curse word?
Up y\'ur Moa

What sound or noise do you love?
Thunder

What sound or noise do you hate?
Fire Alarms

What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Storm Chaser

What profession would you not like to do?
lawyer

If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
Good timing "happY Hour" has just started

What is your favorite word?
Sleep

What is your least favorite word?
tao zi A Chinese slang for \'foreign-born Chinese.\'  My dad uses it to describe me and my sisters like he\'s ashamed that we are. =(

What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
A hug

What turns you off?
Stress

What is your favorite curse word?
Frugishnot (from Sims)

What sound or noise do you love?
A baby or toddlar\'s laughter

What sound or noise do you hate?
The buzzard of my alarm clock.

What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Wedding planner

What profession would you not like to do?
A maid for rich people.  As if it\'s not bad enough I\'d have to clean up after my sisters\' mess...

If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
Congratulations!  You\'re my 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000th customer!  Pete!  Tell her what she\'s won!

Well, Yaweh, she gets your job for the rest of eternity!

Originally posted by Rya
What is your favorite word?
You\'re my 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000th customer!  Pete!  Tell her what she\'s won!

If this is heaven, don\'t you think it\'d be more like 100,000th customer?

What is your favorite word?
 Yes.  I hate being told that I can\'t do something.
What is your least favorite word?
Can\'t, Cannot.
What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
Music
What turns you off?
annoying people
What is your favorite curse word?
F*ck.  Very diverse word.
What sound or noise do you love?
The ocean
What sound or noise do you hate?
Vomitting.
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Famous Actor
What profession would you not like to do?
Work at a nursing home.  That would depress the hell out of me.
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
Welcome to Paradise.

If this is heaven, don\'t you think it\'d be more like 100,000th customer?

You respond to that but not to the topic at hand?!  BLASPHEMY!

[Bobs_Hardware]

What is your favorite word?
 
"Friend".

What is your least favorite word?

"No".

What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?

Music, or a deep conversation with a friend.

What turns you off?

Arrogance.

What is your favorite curse word?

"Whore".  It\'s just so offensive.

What sound or noise do you love?

Laughter

What sound or noise do you hate?

A car that won\'t start.  

What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?

Singer/Songwriter.

What profession would you not like to do?

Beekeeping.

If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

"Argh, my eyes!!  The goggles!  They do narthing!."  It\'d make me laugh.  Help ease the fact that I\'ve just died.

Originally posted by Bobs_Hardware

"Argh, my eyes!!  The goggles!  They do narthing!."  It\'d make me laugh.  Help ease the fact that I\'ve just died. [/B]

Nice, Radioactive Man