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Anyone else love Judge Judy?
« on: September 04, 2003, 04:18:43 AM »
I think she is one of the funniest people on daytime tv. She says some of the funniest things, and she\'s always on the money with all her cases.

She comes out with some of the funniest one liners;

"On your BEST day you\'re not as smart as I am on my worst day"

"I\'m here because I\'m smart, not because I\'m young and gorgeous.... although I am!"

"This is my courtroom I can say what I want. When you become a Judge, we can talk."

"Do you feel as if you\'re getting whipped? (laughs) Because you sure are!"

Anyone else find her funny?

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« Reply #1 on: September 04, 2003, 04:25:02 AM »
<----I\'d hit it. When I\'m passed out drunk, that is. So....technically, she\'d have to molest me.


Oh....you were asking if I find her funny? Heh....sorry. Yeah. She\'s a the Icy Queen of Bitchiness. Still funny.
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« Reply #2 on: September 04, 2003, 04:48:01 AM »
I wouldn\'t say I love her.  It\'s more of a lust.  Give me some of that juicy steak.
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« Reply #3 on: September 04, 2003, 05:55:26 AM »
No sorry, I don\'t watch crap TV. :p
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« Reply #4 on: September 04, 2003, 06:43:57 AM »
I prefer the black guy.

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« Reply #5 on: September 04, 2003, 07:19:29 AM »
I hate her with every fiber of my being

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« Reply #6 on: September 04, 2003, 08:15:48 AM »
I can take about 90 seconds of her and then I go berzerk.

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« Reply #7 on: September 04, 2003, 08:34:22 AM »
she\'s a big time bitch that doesn\'t do anything but ride her high horse the whole time, she\'s annoying ass F^ck imo.

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« Reply #8 on: September 04, 2003, 08:55:49 AM »
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she\'s a big time bitch that doesn\'t do anything but ride her high horse the whole time, she\'s annoying ass F^ck imo.


I bet she shags like a MINK! :p
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« Reply #9 on: September 04, 2003, 09:33:10 AM »
What pisses me off most about her is that she doesn\'t f*ck\'n listen to people.  Instead, she tells them to shup up and then tells them how the incident happend....even though she was no where near it when it happend.  She must think she\'s the jew version of miss cleo.

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« Reply #10 on: September 04, 2003, 10:04:16 AM »
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What pisses me off most about her is that she doesn\'t f*ck\'n listen to people.  Instead, she tells them to shup up and then tells them how the incident happend....even though she was no where near it when it happend.  She must think she\'s the jew version of miss cleo.


This is what married life is all about my friend.






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« Reply #11 on: September 04, 2003, 11:45:23 AM »
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I hate her with every fiber of my being


Agreed, she seems to lean so bad towards any female on the show that it\'s sad.

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« Reply #12 on: September 04, 2003, 11:09:16 PM »
That woman who usd to host "Weakest Link" could take Judge Judy.  JJ is so annoying.
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« Reply #13 on: September 05, 2003, 03:51:36 AM »
^^

I\'d love to see that, especially with a pit of mud, some hot pants, and an instanst replay...

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« Reply #14 on: September 05, 2003, 06:54:17 AM »
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That woman who usd to host "Weakest Link" could take Judge Judy.  JJ is so annoying.


Ann Robinson > anyone else ;)

 

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