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Offline Cyrus
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« on: September 09, 2003, 06:17:49 AM »



Summary

The first thing this would accomplish is to take away his ability to take matter into his own hands through masturbation. He can no longer touch his penis.

His outlook on your relationship will take on a whole new meaning...you will again become his focus!

He can go to his favorite pub for a brew with the boys and still have everything intact the same as when he left.

Fear of sex with someone else will no longer even be a concern.

Communication will open up and you find yourself sharing in his everyday life.

His home will be on the top of his priority list. You will find him helping with the chores.

You want a massage or foot rub….It’s yours!

Does he need to go away on a business trip? Kiss him goodbye at the airport knowing that he is locked up safe and secure and wish him a fun, successful trip. The \'CB-2000\', \'The Curve\' or \'the \'CB-3000\' can be worn while flying since it is completely made of plastic and he won’t find himself undressing at the Security Gate to explain what is in his pants!

Kiss him passionately, tease him, deny his sexual pleasure as long as possible. The results of this denial will be extraordinary.

The bedroom will become your playground. Become like teenagers again exploring each others sexual pleasures.

Put the flame back into your relationship with little surprises; i.e., special lingerie, candle light bubble baths, nude dinners...use your imagination!

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Im telling you this is just wrong I cannot directly link the site because it says that you have to be an adult but if you dont belive its true do a search on google for cb 2000 and it will be the first site listed I belive!!! How many of you think this is JUST WRONG!!!
« Last Edit: September 09, 2003, 06:27:49 AM by Cyrus »
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« Reply #1 on: September 09, 2003, 06:20:24 AM »
Lol...
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAPETIME!
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« Reply #2 on: September 09, 2003, 06:31:32 AM »
It doesn\'t look very big.

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« Reply #3 on: September 09, 2003, 06:40:21 AM »
The more odd thing is the fact that you was looking for a male chastity device.

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« Reply #4 on: September 09, 2003, 06:47:29 AM »
What if you go BOING! That would be painful! There\'s no room and it\'s curved downwards!
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Originally posted by Seed_Of_Evil I must admit that the last pic of her ass will be used in my next masturbation. She\'s hot as hell, one of my

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« Reply #5 on: September 09, 2003, 08:17:10 AM »
I wasn\'t looking they were talking about it on the radio this morning on the way to work and I had to see what the hell it was.
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« Reply #6 on: September 09, 2003, 08:27:22 AM »
YOU MEAN THIS THING IS REAL? :eek:

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« Reply #7 on: September 09, 2003, 09:23:07 AM »
hahahahahah LOL :laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing:
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« Reply #8 on: September 09, 2003, 10:11:22 AM »
what if it\'s too tight? :eek:
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i hope they all get aids and die they should bnt tbbe having sezx with just anyone they should be in love if theay are foing to have sex not just to make money I htink its wrong for them to just have sexzx for the fun of it specially when some of the performancs are married, its just wrong. tey are givng out deaseases to anyone and its just not right i tell you i think its really really wrong specially when tey have sex i dot whach porno though so im not sure what they do i dont theink theyr realy hjave sex its all just pretendnig but you never no what they do its just wrong speciallly when they dont even love each other its wrong i ell you in tsi just wrong. wtings owting wtrong wtongs wtongs. i dont like it. prlease explaions.

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« Reply #9 on: September 09, 2003, 10:17:26 AM »
Ok question.... if a Wife bought her husband that so that he would keep faithful on a Biz trip....

How does he explain it at the airport when he goes through the metal detector.

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« Reply #10 on: September 09, 2003, 03:37:31 PM »
What the husband could do is pretend he likes it and then screw her (if he can) with it on. :)

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« Reply #11 on: September 09, 2003, 04:02:46 PM »
you couldnt get wood in that thing or maybe you could but I know I could\'nt what about pissing if you cant grab ahold how are you suppoe to point it to go out that little freaking hole.
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« Reply #12 on: September 09, 2003, 05:41:42 PM »
The perfect Christmas gift.. I think not..
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« Reply #13 on: September 09, 2003, 06:16:33 PM »
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How does he explain it at the airport when he goes through the metal detector.



sigh this is what happens when you dont read.


it basically implied that it\'s plastic so you wont set off metal detectors.

......but there is the whole masterlock thing witch I dont really get.
It\'s only funny until someone gets hurt...then it\'s hillarious.

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« Reply #14 on: September 09, 2003, 08:13:48 PM »
It\'s would be too small for me.

 

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