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Offline Green Meanie
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« Reply #15 on: September 10, 2003, 05:47:31 AM »
Cannibal Holocaust 2 - I must see this movie just because the blurb on the box is great.



Jemma, a reporter, hires a couple of men to find a professor who is lost in the jungle and she suspects may still be alive. The two men steal a plane and the three of them head off to a place called Fort Angel. They find a guide called Garcia in a bar and off they go deeper still into the Amazon. Naturally there are a few mishaps on their way. One of them has a fish swim up his arse that has to be plucked out, and, amongst other things, there\'s a bat attack during the night. After hunting some monkeys with blow darts they are captured by some savages. One of them has ants put all over his body and another is put up in a tree and blow darted just like the monkeys were!


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« Reply #16 on: September 10, 2003, 05:58:46 AM »
GLITTER.

that or the "first wives\' club", that movie was complete garbage.
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« Reply #17 on: September 10, 2003, 06:03:21 AM »
Hercules in New York

Arnie makes his movie debut in this 1969 film and the version I saw has an american actor\'s voice dubbed over Arnie\'s austrian accent. He is also billed in the credits as being called Arnold Strong.:laughing:

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« Reply #18 on: September 10, 2003, 06:18:42 AM »
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HEY BIATCH! Kung Pow Enter the Fist is stupidly funny!

weeeyoooo weeeeyooooo!


Im sure there are worst movies but I do a good job of avoiding most of them
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« Reply #19 on: September 10, 2003, 06:24:14 AM »
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Pearl Harbour (the recent version) ... nearly 3 hours of flag waving only spoiled by a duff romance.


I like Pearl Harbor. Special effects are very well done. Actors permormed well and music is ok. Realistic? I dunno, i\'m not a expert in history but I guess no. Anyway, love history is a good path to show tragedy.
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« Reply #20 on: September 10, 2003, 07:37:17 AM »
Any of those £5:99 dvds you see at your local petrol station.

or SHITEanic,sorry Titanic staring Leo and Kate.

3 hours of water,more water and stupid loving between a crap actor and a z-list actress.

(although Kate did get her tits out which was good)
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« Reply #21 on: September 10, 2003, 08:15:12 AM »
I think you\'re posting the movies you don\'t like instead of the worst movies ever... come on... Titanic is a good film...
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« Reply #22 on: September 10, 2003, 11:48:05 AM »
House of 1000 Corpses
Master of Disguise
Battlefield Earth
Wes Craven\'s New Nightmare

There are many, many more.  I really wonder how these movies get made.
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« Reply #23 on: September 10, 2003, 12:12:45 PM »
My favorite bad review of a movie:

"I hated this movie. Hated hated hated hated hated this movie. Hated it. Hated every simpering stupid vacant audience-insulting moment of it. Hated the sensibility that thought anyone would like it. Hated the implied insult to the audience by its belief that anyone would be entertained by it. "
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« Reply #24 on: September 10, 2003, 12:25:46 PM »
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House of 1000 Corpses
Master of Disguise
Battlefield Earth
Wes Craven\'s New Nightmare

There are many, many more.  I really wonder how these movies get made.


I\'ll try and be blind to the fact that you mentioned \'New Nightmare\' which is regarded by most horror fans as the second best in the \'Nightmare on Elm Street\' series.  

:)

If you guys\' want to list the worst movie\'s ever, you have forgot \'Gigili\', \'Wisegirls\', \'Glitter\' , \'Jeepers Creepers 2\' and a zillion others.
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« Reply #25 on: September 10, 2003, 12:26:23 PM »
marabunta: killer ants.....
watch it, you\'ll agree.....
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« Reply #26 on: September 10, 2003, 12:49:24 PM »
i remember seeing a advert for shrunken heads, never intested me

ive seen some real crap movies.....

one being

hemoglobin ( hope that is spelt right, should be the stff in your blood)

demon house ( think that is the name)

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« Reply #27 on: September 10, 2003, 01:47:06 PM »
Loser: with jason biggs and ... i dont remember.

The Royal Tennenbaums: (or however its spelled) Too long, and god awful yuppie humor. I wanted to shoot myself.(sorry 4 those of you that liked it. oh well)

Attack of the Killer Clownz: a semi big cult movie but still pretty damn bad

I cant think about them right now. There are just so many.
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« Reply #28 on: September 10, 2003, 02:34:13 PM »
sorry clip, I\'ve never been into horror flicks.  I watched New Nightmare the other day and felt like I wasted my time.  

I could have been playing videogames or something more important;)
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« Reply #29 on: September 10, 2003, 03:03:20 PM »
It\'s okay, Ginko. I\'m a huge horror fan, and loved it.

The Royal Teenabums was Wes Anderson at his best and with a great cast / crew, though I can see how some would not get the off-beat humor.

Attack of the Killer Clowns, is regarded by most because of the budget / situation for the film. It was really a labor of love and if it wasnt for the fact so many people wanted the film, begged for it and signed petitions , it wouldn\'t of been released on DVD.
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