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Offline GmanJoe

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« on: September 15, 2003, 11:17:32 AM »
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No. 1 retailer surprised by magazine\'s Web site\'s \'search for sexiest women.\'
September 15, 2003: 11:43 AM EDT


NEW YORK (CNN/Money) - If you\'re a female cashier or a corporate officer at Wal-Mart, age 18 and over, and you\'re not afraid to shed your inhibitions in front of the camera, Playboy wants you.

Playboy.com announced Monday it is searching for the sexiest women at Wal-Mart Stores (WMT: Research, Estimates), the world\'s biggest retailer.

"Wal-Mart employees have a reputation for being cheerful and now Playboy.com is giving them a chance to smile for the camera," Playboy said in a press release. "Playboy.com wants Wal-Mart\'s sexiest assets to roll back their clothes and pose nude."

Playboy ran a similar-themed \'Women of Enron\' last year and \'Women of Starbucks\' photospreads in the magazine earlier this year. The Wal-Mart theme is the first for Playboy.com.

The offer took Wal-Mart by surprise.

"I\'m not aware that Playboy put out something like this (referring to the press release)," said Tom Williams, spokesman for Wal-Mart. "But this is not a ballpark that Wal-Mart wants to play in."

He declined to say whether Wal-Mart would take any action against an employee who decided to take up Playboy\'s offer.

Recently Wal-Mart, in an effort to spread its wholesome image as a family store, said it would put covers on a few women\'s magazines that typically display racy pictures and story titles.

Bentonville, Ark.- based Wal-Mart also banned three men\'s magazines, including FHM, Maxim, and Stuff, earlier this year because it said it had received complaints from customers about their content.

In the past, Wal-Mart has refused to sell CDs that carry warning labels about explicit lyrics. Instead, the store sells sanitized versions of albums, with some songs omitted or covers redrawn to pass muster with the chain\'s buyers.
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« Reply #1 on: September 15, 2003, 11:22:17 AM »
My recollection of Wal-mart women are slack jawed yokels who got pregnant in a rusty pick up truck.

Oh, here\'s the link so you can spread the word. :p

http://money.cnn.com/2003/09/15/news/companies/walmart_playboy/index.htm
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« Reply #2 on: September 15, 2003, 11:23:21 AM »
Playboy is doing everything they can to get readership back.  Maxim and Stuff is absolutely destroying them.

Although it\'s funny they are picking on a company that won\'t sell there rag.
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« Reply #3 on: September 15, 2003, 11:28:41 AM »
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My recollection of Wal-mart women are slack jawed yokels who got pregnant in a rusty pick up truck.
 


Quite a wide generality.  You think any of them are catholic?  ;)
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« Reply #4 on: September 15, 2003, 11:30:49 AM »
You got me. But notice I did not use the word "all" nor did I claim to have met ALL Wal-mart womenz. So....shut up, Cletus. :p

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« Reply #5 on: September 15, 2003, 11:31:25 AM »
I wonder if any employees who take up the offer will get sacked for breaching company policy?

I sense some lawsuits coming on.

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« Reply #6 on: September 15, 2003, 11:31:35 AM »
I think I\'ve seen that guy working in the electronics department at superwalmart.
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« Reply #7 on: September 15, 2003, 11:34:05 AM »

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« Reply #8 on: September 15, 2003, 03:27:00 PM »
:laughing:

They should get a gas-station. They sell pornos, and would be willing, since they are just pumping gas.

Like Kum & Go, I think thats popular down their. :laughing: and it fits.
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« Reply #9 on: September 15, 2003, 03:36:53 PM »
I really have a yerning to take my digi cam to walmart right now...hmmmmmm

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« Reply #10 on: September 15, 2003, 07:27:36 PM »
Stuff/Maxim = FREE IN THE MAIL!!!!!!1 WHEEEEEEEEE

and

Stuff/Maxim>Playboy

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« Reply #11 on: September 15, 2003, 07:33:40 PM »
Is playboy doing hardcore yet?

Cuz i thought they were planning on taking that last step....
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