Who\'s more cool?

1. Max Payne (http://www.maxpayne.com/) or Jack Slate (http://www.deadtorights.com/)
2. Tommy Vercetti (http://www.rockstargames.com/grandtheftauto/) or Tommy Angelo (http://mafia.godgames.com/main.html)
3. Master Chief (http://www.xbox.com/en-us/halo/default.htm) or Gordon Freeman (http://www.half-life2.com/)
4. Sam Fisher (http://www.splintercell.com/) or Snake (http://www.mgs2online.com/)
5. Agent 47 (http://www.hitman2.com/front.htm) or 007 (http://www.eagames.com/official/007_nightfire/home.jsp)
6. Lara Croft (http://www.tombraider.com/home.html) or BloodRayne (http://www.bloodrayne.com/loband/index.html)

1.  Max payne
2.  Tommy Vercetti
3.  Gordon Freeman
4.  Snake
5.  007
6.  Lara Croft


... pretty predictable... but ya, those are my answers.

1. 47
2. Max Payne
3. Sam Fisher
4. Tommy Vercetti
5. Master Chief
6. Lara Croft hasn\'t been cool in 7 years.

This is pretty predictable considering the opponents you have put up for some characters.

47 and Gordon own all. Why? Because...


Max Payne isn\'t cool,
I think he\'s just a gun totin\' fool,
just came up with the idea to warp time,
for everyone else to mime.
Like that Jack Slate...
These two should have a date.
Shooting, killing, maiming all,
maybe it\'s just a desperate mating call?

Snake\'s gotten old,
though millions of copies he sold.

Bloodrayne then, doesn\'t for me do much,
I like my women a lot less butch(erlike).

Lara is just so dead to me,
and boy are Tommy and Sam clichéd.
Master Chief\'s just a faceless grunt,
that\'s about it, put blunt.




P.S. I\'d like to apologize for any pains or seizures you might\'ve suffered as a direct result of witnessing my lame rhyming.

Actually, Hawke, I quite enjoyed your little poem!  I disagree though.  I think Max Payne and Jack Slate are both cool and BloodRayne and Lara Croft are a couple of hot, ass-whoopin\' chicks (in the gaming realm, of course).  My list goes like this:

1. Jack Slate ~ he looks cooler than Max and Dead To Rights is way under-rated.  He can fist fight, blow gas cans out of the air and sick his dog on foes.  Max can\'t do any of that.
2. Tommy Vercetti ~ I would have gone with Tommy A., but you can\'t beat having Ray Liotta do the voice.
3. Master Chief ~ much more mysterious than Gordon
4. Sam Fisher ~ not cheesy like Snake
5. 007 ~ sorry, but Bond will always be cool
6. BloodRayne ~ Lara\'s still hot, but her games have become tiresome.

[Kurt Angle]

I say Tommi Vercetti because he doesn\'t give a crap about anyone.