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Offline videoholic

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« on: September 17, 2003, 11:07:18 AM »
http://www.abc.net.au/news/australia/sa/metsa-17sep2003-11.htm

Decomposed penis found in SA dam
Coober Pedy CIB have launched a major investigation after the discovery of what is believed to be a partly decomposed human penis in South Australia\'s remote far north.
Police Media Liaison spokesman Mick Abbott says the remains were found by a local in a dam, on a property 30 kilometres south of Marla late this afternoon.
He says police will now search missing persons records to try to identify the body.
Officers from the Police Water Response team are on their way to the scene.









Hmmmm.  Is it Racer\'s or Bobo\'s?
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« Reply #1 on: September 17, 2003, 11:09:05 AM »
*plays Detachable Penis song*
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« Reply #2 on: September 17, 2003, 11:22:25 AM »
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Hmmmm.  Is it Racer\'s or Bobo\'s?



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you get caught in a lie, and leave?

pussy

two weeks from now noone will remember it and go back to picking on ##racer##


anyways, yer other landscape (if you did it) stuff was pretty damn cool


Actually it was almost within the week, but yeah mm was right…looks like we are  back to picking of the closet homosexual from Australia .. oh and taking the odd pot shot at racer too.

Sorry bobbio…I was joking…joking ;)
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« Reply #3 on: September 17, 2003, 01:24:11 PM »
It\'s not mine, here, I\'ll take a pic of it to prove it.........

Oh wait, I\'ve only got a 17 inch screen.





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« Reply #4 on: September 17, 2003, 02:06:14 PM »
Cerebus, if you don\'t blow it up it will fit on the screen.
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« Reply #5 on: September 17, 2003, 04:10:40 PM »
damnit, i was wondering where it went.

And you guys thought Arkansas was screwed... only in Sth AU...
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« Reply #6 on: September 17, 2003, 09:25:37 PM »
this marks the 505th thread with the word "penis" in it.
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« Reply #7 on: September 18, 2003, 12:50:43 AM »
I\'ve got a penis right here, and it\'s all mine.
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« Reply #8 on: September 18, 2003, 04:21:31 AM »
Would you still be able to live after having it chopped off?
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« Reply #9 on: September 18, 2003, 04:36:29 AM »
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Would you still be able to live after having it chopped off?


Not without medical attention, I think you would bleed to death otherwise due to all the blood vessels that run to the penis. If you were aroused then the blood would rush there quicker and kill you quicker.

If you still have the severed penis you could always have it re attached like John-Wayne Bobbitt did after his wife chopped it off.
« Last Edit: September 18, 2003, 04:38:09 AM by Kurt Angle »
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« Reply #10 on: September 18, 2003, 04:43:21 AM »
thats so gross. can you imagine having balls but no dick?

weird.
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