Ahoy Maties!!!

Today is talk like a pirate day you bilge rats so im gonna start off with the top 10 pirate pickup lines that you can us tonight while your drinking grog at the local pub.

10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?

9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?

8. Come on up and see me urchins.

7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.

6. I\'d love to drop anchor in your lagoon.

5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?

4. How\'d you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?

3. Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free.

2. Well blow me down?

And the number one pickup line............


 
1. Prepare to be boarded.

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http://www.talklikeapirate.com/

I took the personality test on that site and here is what it said:

The Cap\'n
Profile: Some men are born great, some achieve greatness and some slit the throats of any man that stands between them and the mantle of power. You never met a man you couldn\'t eviscerate. Not that mindless violence is the only avenue open to you - but why take an avenue when you have complete freeway access? You are the definitive Man of Action. You are James Bond in a blousy shirt and drawstring-fly pants. Your swash was buckled long ago and you have never been so sure of anything in your life as in your ability to bend everyone to your will. You will call anyone out and cut off their head if they show any sign of taking you on or backing down. You cannot be saddled with tedious underlings, but if one of your lieutenants shows an overly developed sense of ambition he may find more suitable accommodations in Davy Jones\' locker. That is, of course, IF you notice him. You tend to be self absorbed - a weakness that may keep you from seeing enemies where they are and imagining them where they are not.

You are a Pirate Second Class

Do you remember the last time you took
 a chance? I do. It was when you decided
 to leave the security of your mother\'s womb
 and headed for the bright light. It\'s time
 to head for the next bright light, my friend.
 Creativity is not your strong suit. You
 are good at doing what you are told to do
 and that, in itself, is a gift. It\'s not a
 gift to you, mind you, but rather a gift to
 those who will be there to tell you what
 to do. You like long walks on the beach and
 cuddling, but would never admit that to your  
Guy friends who think you are okay but can\'t
 always remember your name. Tapioca pudding  
seems a bit extreme for a fellow such as  
yerself, what with all the bumps and stuff.
It\'s a good thing ye be on a pirate ship,
 otherwise, ye\'d would be walkin\' because ye be
 positively pedestrian. Have a nice day.

http://talklikeapirate.com/ppi.html"> What\'s Yer Inner Pirate?
 brought to you by http://talklikeapirate.com">The Official Talk Like A Pirate Web Site. Arrrrr!

 :\'(

You are ...
The Cap\'n
Profile: Some men are born great, some achieve greatness and some slit the throats of any man that stands between them and the mantle of power. You never met a man you couldn\'t eviscerate. Not that mindless violence is the only avenue open to you - but why take an avenue when you have complete freeway access? You are the definitive Man of Action. You are James Bond in a blousy shirt and drawstring-fly pants. Your swash was buckled long ago and you have never been so sure of anything in your life as in your ability to bend everyone to your will. You will call anyone out and cut off their head if they show any sign of taking you on or backing down. You cannot be saddled with tedious underlings, but if one of your lieutenants shows an overly developed sense of ambition he may find more suitable accommodations in Davy Jones\' locker. That is, of course, IF you notice him. You tend to be self absorbed - a weakness that may keep you from seeing enemies where they are and imagining them where they are not.

[MPTheory]

You are The Cap\'n!

Some men are born great, some achieve greatness and some slit the throats of any man that stands between them and the mantle of power. You never met a man you couldn\'t eviscerate. Not that mindless violence is the only avenue open to you - but why take an avenue when you have complete freeway access? You are the definitive Man of Action. You are James Bond in a blousy shirt and drawstring-fly pants. Your swash was buckled long ago and you have never been so sure of anything in your life as in your ability to bend everyone to your will. You will call anyone out and cut off their head if they show any sign of taking you on or backing down. You cannot be saddled with tedious underlings, but if one of your lieutenants shows an overly developed sense of ambition he may find more suitable accommodations in Davy Jones\' locker. That is, of course, IF you notice him. You tend to be self absorbed - a weakness that may keep you from seeing enemies where they are and imagining them where they are not.

http://talklikeapirate.com/ppi.html"> What\'s Yer Inner Pirate?
 brought to you by http://talklikeapirate.com">The Official Talk Like A Pirate Web Site. Arrrrr!

I was the cap\'n too.

that test sucks.

You are The Cabin Boy

You, me lad, are an activist! You will not only change the world, you will make a dyed-in-the-wool Pirate dream of you in a sheep costume. You are the embodiment of the love that dare not hoist its sail! Ahoy thar! You could make a two-patch Pirate turn his head - but then he would lose sleep over it and what good would that do anyone? An innovator, you are WAY ahead of your time - and everyone else\'s. You are sensitive and artsy-fartsy. You say things like, "artsy-fartsy" but there is always a slight giggle in your voice when you say it - like Paul Lynde on Hollywood Squares delivering a staggering punch line. Speaking of "punching" the only "punching" you would do is punching up that outfit with some accessories - say, a little bandana and some glass beads. You\'re not the Pirate we want in a fight, but we want you there for the crying game that follows! You go, girl.

http://talklikeapirate.com/ppi.html"> What\'s Yer Inner Pirate?
 brought to you by http://talklikeapirate.com">The Official Talk Like A Pirate Web Site. Arrrrr!


Someone had to do it.......

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The Cap\'n.



crappy test.

[Kurt Angle]

Pirate, 2nd Class

Profile: Do you remember the last time you took a chance? I do. It was when you decided to leave the security of your mother\'s womb and headed for the bright light. It\'s time to head for the next bright light, my friend. Creativity is not your strong suit. You are good at doing what you are told to do and that, in itself, is a gift. It\'s not a gift to you, mind you, but rather a gift to those who will be there to tell you what to do. You like long walks on the beach and cuddling, but would never admit that to your Guy friends who think you are okay but can\'t always remember your name. Tapioca pudding seems a bit extreme for a fellow such as yourself, what with all the bumps and stuff. It\'s a good thing you are on a pirate ship, otherwise, you would be walking because you are positively pedestrian. Have a nice day.