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Offline Halberto
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« on: September 19, 2003, 07:48:12 PM »
Last night I was sitting down watching the Family Guy and I heard a loud yell that sounded like it came from around the front door. My house is layed out wierd, most of the bottome floor has no doors, so when all the lights are out you cant see around the kitchen or dining room. Also, my back door doesn\'t have any curtains and at night you cant see out of it without turning off the light. Anyway I thought it was just my friends so I ran to the door and nobody was there and my mom said she heard it clear as day and it woke her up. I was a little scared but I just kept watching tv then about 20 mins later the same exact scream happened and it lasted like 3 seconds long, it sounded like a man falling down a hole. I freaked out and ran upstairs and went to sleep. Up there, I found a grey beagal by the name of george. He told me the eath was going to be a little small the week after the next, SO I KICKED HIS ASS. Afterwards I had a cup of tea with him and then he told me that when I grew up I would begin to develop a wart on my nose and people would always poke at it with burning knives from hell, SO I KICKED HIS ASS.


The following morning I noticed that the there were ants coming out of the closet, so I opened it and there laid the man, his name was george........

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« Reply #1 on: September 19, 2003, 07:54:59 PM »
... wtf are you talking about? :(
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« Reply #2 on: September 19, 2003, 08:59:59 PM »
BWAHAHAH! That was funny!
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« Reply #3 on: September 19, 2003, 09:05:39 PM »
um....
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« Reply #4 on: September 19, 2003, 10:46:21 PM »
Bush....He was a fag. I KICKED HIS ASS TOO even though he was dead. I sprayed Raid all over him and then he suddenly came back alive! I was like WTF!!!!!??? So I called my friends over and they brought some marshmallows, grahm crackers, and chocolate and we made smores over the fire of that fag Bush who my baby sister helped burn. He was a fag. After that we went to McDonald\'s and asked for 20 McChicken\'s, but they gave us HAMBURGERS! WTF!!!?!!!!? So we took out the meat from the hamburgers and through it back at their faces and they ate it after.

The next day I went into my car and found a stupid flashlight that was pink. It stank like someone who didn\'t brush their teeth and spit all over it............
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« Reply #5 on: September 19, 2003, 11:59:00 PM »
Banana anus.
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« Reply #6 on: September 20, 2003, 12:53:46 AM »
"I hear it\'s amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hara-kiri Rock. I need scissors! 61!"

LOL, you\'re all screwed up ai gw ! :laughing:
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« Reply #7 on: September 20, 2003, 04:12:22 AM »
:ghey: :ghey: :ghey: :ghey: :ghey:
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« Reply #8 on: September 20, 2003, 04:30:28 AM »
i think someone just discovered smokable grass.
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