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Author Topic: 5 grand in your pocket, or ass from a celeb?  (Read 1750 times)

Offline SER
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« Reply #15 on: September 22, 2003, 12:57:07 AM »
Money...DUH!

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« Reply #16 on: September 22, 2003, 03:15:45 AM »
i\'d take the money.
can\'t see why not!

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« Reply #17 on: September 22, 2003, 04:59:26 AM »
idiots, everyone knows you can make more money selling your story to the press. celeb so I can sell my story for $5001 :p

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« Reply #18 on: September 22, 2003, 05:20:52 AM »
A celeb sleeping with someone else? That\'s not news. :p
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« Reply #19 on: September 22, 2003, 08:37:15 AM »
Video tape it and sell it for millions :D
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« Reply #20 on: September 22, 2003, 10:02:11 AM »
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idiots, everyone knows you can make more money selling your story to the press. celeb so I can sell my story for $5001 :p


I was thinking the exact same thing.

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« Reply #21 on: September 22, 2003, 11:11:08 AM »
so is it sex once with aceleb? or numerous times... i think id have to take the money if ony once
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« Reply #22 on: September 22, 2003, 12:09:08 PM »
How about taking the money then raping the celeb.

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« Reply #23 on: September 22, 2003, 12:34:58 PM »
I can\'t believe people would take sex with a celebrity over $5000. That just baffles me.

Is famous cooch better than non famous cooch?
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« Reply #24 on: September 22, 2003, 02:07:06 PM »
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I can\'t believe people would take sex with a celebrity over $5000. That just baffles me.

Is famous cooch better than non famous cooch?

Yes and no. There is the whole factor of getting your rocks off with some gorgeous celeb. The difference isnt that huge. I have had great normal cooch. Really i guess the money is all good but we are talking about your choice of any celeb over something you could make in a band doing gigs on the side of work in less than a 1/4 of a year. I mean its not like i have the money now and im perfectly stable without an extra 5000. Plus if i video tape it i can get some cash outta them ; ). Being realistic, i guess it depends on the relationship after the sex.

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« Reply #25 on: September 22, 2003, 02:32:11 PM »
It depends on the celebrity. ;)

If I got to pick her, then I\'d go with the one-night-stand. If it was random, $5000 is better than Kathy Bates in the sack.. and given my luck, that\'s who I\'d pick out of the hat. *sigh*
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« Reply #26 on: September 22, 2003, 03:22:29 PM »
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Video tape it and sell it for millions

Hey! Then get sued for billions! W00h00!!111

5$ grand. You have no clue how many people they have ****ed to become celebrities- more than anyone possibly could.
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« Reply #27 on: September 23, 2003, 06:49:32 AM »
take the money people you can have sex with the celeb of your dreams anytime (wich most of you probably do anyway). As far as the able to brag part cant you here now " dude I swear i was busting my nuts on albas ass!" ...... "ya right you freaking stupid ass lier wake up why the hell would she be doing you"......"It was a choice to bang or or get 5 grand."........."whatever you freak"

no one would belive you anyway.
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« Reply #28 on: September 23, 2003, 07:42:00 AM »
OR, how about 5 grand in your ass vs. a celeb in your pocket?
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« Reply #29 on: September 23, 2003, 09:19:35 AM »
I\'d take the cash, one arse hole is no different from the next.

If you have a good imagination, you can make up for the deficit of not actually back-scuttling a celeb.
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