Author Topic: 5 grand in your pocket, or ass from a celeb? (Read 1748 times)

« **on:** September 21, 2003, 06:24:00 PM »

Would you rather be given 5 thousand bucks or get some ass from your favorite celeb?

Even though I\'d like the money, the fact I could brag about the sex until I died....priceless

« **Reply #1 on:** September 21, 2003, 06:32:24 PM »

Psh. 5 grand? Ill take the pussy

« **Reply #2 on:** September 21, 2003, 06:44:32 PM »

Depends on the celeb, but if I get the choice? Definitely the celeb.

videoholic · « **Reply #3 on:** September 21, 2003, 07:01:33 PM »

5 grand. It\'s just da poonanny...

GmanJoe · « **Reply #4 on:** September 21, 2003, 07:07:57 PM »

I\'d take the money. Who the hell knows how many creeps the celeb had to screw to become a celeb.

With that comment, that should sway the opinion of non-virgins. However, the virgins would probably take the poonani.

« **Reply #5 on:** September 21, 2003, 07:14:48 PM »

5 grand, easy.

nO-One · « **Reply #6 on:** September 21, 2003, 07:20:19 PM »

take the five grand and buy some pussy like a normal guy would.

You know those real dolls can be made to look like the celeb of your choosing.

§ôµÏG®ïñD · « **Reply #7 on:** September 21, 2003, 07:27:22 PM »

take 5 grand.. and offer celeb 1 hehe.

« **Reply #8 on:** September 21, 2003, 07:27:37 PM »

5000 is far more appealing. Most celebs look like dogs when the make-up comes off and I\'d much rather not take the chance, but besides that, one night with the celeb is not worth 5000.

« **Reply #9 on:** September 21, 2003, 08:26:18 PM »

5,000... I need the money. I get sex from my right hand.

« **Reply #10 on:** September 21, 2003, 08:26:56 PM »

i\'d take the cash.

« **Reply #11 on:** September 21, 2003, 08:30:19 PM »

Gotta be the celeb... there are a few that are just wayyyyy outta my league.

After all, hard work can\'t (edit) earn me a celeb... hard work will never even earn my a conversation with JLH.

EDIT. Naturally, being wasted that came out wrong:

Hard work can earn me 5K. Hard work will never earn me that celeb.

« **Reply #12 on:** September 21, 2003, 11:39:08 PM »

Hmm, 5 grand or sex with Tom Cruise... hmm...

I\'d have sex with Jessica Alba instead of 5 grand (which really isn\'t that much). But most every other celeb -> 5k please.

« **Reply #13 on:** September 22, 2003, 12:13:12 AM »

5 grand...

btw why isn\'t this a poll?

Kurt Angle · « **Reply #14 on:** September 22, 2003, 12:13:36 AM »

I\'d take the money.

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Author Topic: 5 grand in your pocket, or ass from a celeb? (Read 1748 times)