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Offline videoholic

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Scientists have created the perfect sandwhich - Still no cure for cancer
« on: October 02, 2003, 03:17:53 AM »
OK, ooseven.  Explain this one...
I bet this was governmentally funded too.  :)

http://www.edinburghnews.com/uk.cfm?id=1087972003

In a pickle over perfect sandwiches


RESEARCHERS have come up with a formula for the perfect sandwiches.

The classic cheese and pickle sandwich, eaten in front of the television, has been shown to constitute the ideal sandwich, according to research carried out for British Bread Month.

A nationwide survey quizzed respondents on the ingredients and conditions of the perfect sandwich they made at home and came up with the following equation:

ps = 0.225b + 0.134c + 0.127s + 0.196f + 0.136p +0.181e

The final equation identifies the optimum thickness and type of bread (b), type and thickness of cheese (c), type and thickness of spread (s), additional filling (f), method of presentation (p), and where it should be eaten (e).

The perfect sandwich is made using strong or mature Cheddar on medium, pre-sliced round-top white bread with a thin spread of vegetable margarine, cut diagonally and eaten at home for lunch in front of the television.
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« Reply #1 on: October 02, 2003, 03:29:54 AM »
It\'s nice to see scientists spending their funding on something so useful.
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« Reply #2 on: October 02, 2003, 04:10:07 AM »
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Yeah... me thinks the "head of the sandwiches research team" has compromising pictures of the "head of research & funding ..of the University."

FFS… I am going research on the electrodeposition of new coatings to current various chromium based ones and the funding I get…. Diddly Squat  :( :mad: :rpissed:
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« Reply #3 on: October 02, 2003, 06:39:45 AM »
Stop wasting valuable research time, ooseven... and go pour me the perfect pint...
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« Reply #4 on: October 02, 2003, 06:58:04 AM »
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Stop wasting valuable research time, ooseven... and go pour me the perfect pint...


You expect him to do that without researching it?

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For the love of god, where the hell is his funding, goddammit???
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« Reply #5 on: October 02, 2003, 07:15:35 AM »
Whats the f.cking point in this reasearch???Since when did we have the need of a perfect sandwich?Since when did we care?What problem does it solve?Nothing.
Where is Bossieman?He should teach them a lesson
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« Reply #6 on: October 02, 2003, 07:25:02 AM »
Bossieman is mostly interested in physics. How is he going to teach them how to cure cancer?
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« Reply #7 on: October 02, 2003, 07:27:42 AM »
Yeah, but Bossieman certainly knows that this formula is off.

ps = 0.225b + 0.134c + 0.127s + 0.196f + 0.136p +0.181e



Way too much e..  I never put more than .154e on my ps
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« Reply #8 on: October 02, 2003, 07:54:51 AM »
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Bossieman is mostly interested in physics. How is he going to teach them how to cure cancer?


He belongs to the science community, doesnt he?He\'s got a broader opinion about things and how scientists approach things......I believe :p
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« Reply #9 on: October 02, 2003, 09:11:41 AM »
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Stop wasting valuable research time, ooseven... and go pour me the perfect pint...


The perfect pint has to have a good head.
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« Reply #10 on: October 02, 2003, 10:34:08 AM »
I think we\'re missing the most important part of this, Pickle and Cheese sandwich????
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« Reply #11 on: October 02, 2003, 03:18:57 PM »
The perfect sandwich was discovered long ago- its called Peanut Butter and Jelly.
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« Reply #12 on: October 02, 2003, 03:46:34 PM »
I nominate the BLT. With a nice cold can of Budweiser. Don\'t ask why,
but I actually love Bud when eating bacon...
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« Reply #13 on: October 02, 2003, 05:05:12 PM »
I like a club w/bacon, tasty sumbitch
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« Reply #14 on: October 02, 2003, 06:01:41 PM »
Cold roast beef with cold roast potato in a bread with salt. IMHO the tastiest,probably not the most healthy.
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