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Offline videoholic

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« on: October 02, 2003, 02:40:48 PM »
Am I on fire or is it just German TV?
Thu Oct 2, 1:13 PM ET  


BERLIN (Reuters) - A German TV network\'s regular early morning film of a burning log is playing havoc with night owls and even tricked a woman into calling out the fire brigade.

   

A spokesman for police in the northern town of Luebeck said on Thursday that the woman woke up thinking her television was on fire, called emergency services and alerted her neighbours.


"Fire services rushed in and extinguished the \'blaze\' using the television remote control," the spokesman said.


Sabine Kreft of the Super RTL network said the "burning log" video which runs from three until six in the morning is popular, promotes congeniality, but is distinguishable from a real fire.


"Once I heard an old lady poured water on her TV. But most people should really be able to tell the difference."
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« Reply #1 on: October 02, 2003, 03:01:18 PM »
*eats a bratwurst*
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« Reply #2 on: October 02, 2003, 03:06:59 PM »
Bündel Verzögerungen.
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« Reply #3 on: October 02, 2003, 03:47:14 PM »
Wow, who would pour water on their TV because they think there\'s a fire on it? I would try and shut the TV off first. After I shut it off and the fire doesn\'t go out, then I\'d pour water on it. But I guess people get a bit jumpy.
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« Reply #4 on: October 02, 2003, 03:48:44 PM »
Ich werde verzögert.
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« Reply #5 on: October 02, 2003, 04:28:48 PM »
Lübeck... it figures.  Dumb fish eaters.
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« Reply #6 on: October 02, 2003, 05:15:11 PM »
I hate Germans, damn.....someone help me out with a slur
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« Reply #7 on: October 02, 2003, 05:34:43 PM »
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Wow, who would pour water on their TV because they think there\'s a fire on it? I would try and shut the TV off first. After I shut it off and the fire doesn\'t go out, then I\'d pour water on it. But I guess people get a bit jumpy.


Tv\'s can hold power to kill you even after they have been unplugged,you need dry powder or co2 for electrical fire.

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« Reply #8 on: October 02, 2003, 05:38:46 PM »
Germans need deodarant.
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« Reply #9 on: October 03, 2003, 12:19:17 AM »
hey kumpel, Kooler party!!!
das finde ich spitze!
hey du drekkige nutte!

damn the german language sucks! :eek:

stupid nazi\'s! ;)
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i hope they all get aids and die they should bnt tbbe having sezx with just anyone they should be in love if theay are foing to have sex not just to make money I htink its wrong for them to just have sexzx for the fun of it specially when some of the performancs are married, its just wrong. tey are givng out deaseases to anyone and its just not right i tell you i think its really really wrong specially when tey have sex i dot whach porno though so im not sure what they do i dont theink theyr realy hjave sex its all just pretendnig but you never no what they do its just wrong speciallly when they dont even love each other its wrong i ell you in tsi just wrong. wtings owting wtrong wtongs wtongs. i dont like it. prlease explaions.
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« Reply #10 on: October 03, 2003, 12:25:45 AM »
I wonder how many of you really even know anything about Germans.
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« Reply #11 on: October 03, 2003, 12:29:20 AM »
I do, I live on the border with Germany, stupid idiots come an infest my town every f@cking saturday for their obst und Gemuse!

damn, the things I\'ve seen with these people........
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i hope they all get aids and die they should bnt tbbe having sezx with just anyone they should be in love if theay are foing to have sex not just to make money I htink its wrong for them to just have sexzx for the fun of it specially when some of the performancs are married, its just wrong. tey are givng out deaseases to anyone and its just not right i tell you i think its really really wrong specially when tey have sex i dot whach porno though so im not sure what they do i dont theink theyr realy hjave sex its all just pretendnig but you never no what they do its just wrong speciallly when they dont even love each other its wrong i ell you in tsi just wrong. wtings owting wtrong wtongs wtongs. i dont like it. prlease explaions.
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« Reply #12 on: October 03, 2003, 02:06:21 AM »
I\'ve been to Germany. Germans stink.
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« Reply #13 on: October 03, 2003, 03:25:07 AM »
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Germans need deodarant.


Holy racial stereotypes batman...

Geeezzz SER if you were English i would expect you to start singing the Classic song that English football fans sing when England play Germany...

"Two world Wars and One World Cup...."

If you don\'t know the works ask Kurt or Cerb\' they will fill you in ;)

*ooseven hands SER a English footbal nation shirt ;)
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« Reply #14 on: October 03, 2003, 03:30:03 AM »
ooseven hands SER a English footbal nation shirt


should be "an" English football......

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