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« Reply #15 on: October 04, 2003, 11:49:23 PM »
[vapor snake\'s voice]the other day at cristian camp.........[/vapor snake\'s voice] :laughing:
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i hope they all get aids and die they should bnt tbbe having sezx with just anyone they should be in love if theay are foing to have sex not just to make money I htink its wrong for them to just have sexzx for the fun of it specially when some of the performancs are married, its just wrong. tey are givng out deaseases to anyone and its just not right i tell you i think its really really wrong specially when tey have sex i dot whach porno though so im not sure what they do i dont theink theyr realy hjave sex its all just pretendnig but you never no what they do its just wrong speciallly when they dont even love each other its wrong i ell you in tsi just wrong. wtings owting wtrong wtongs wtongs. i dont like it. prlease explaions.

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« Reply #16 on: October 05, 2003, 12:51:26 AM »
Oh yeah... speaking of Christian camp...

Me and my friends there had an ongoing thing to see who could stay the week without dumping. Well I\'m proud to say I went that whole week without taking one dump, then got home, and spent the afternoon on the toilet.

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« Reply #17 on: October 05, 2003, 01:38:33 AM »
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Dirty, did anyone see?


Luckily no, it was just before school finished so I managed to escape. I never forget it though, you never forget the time you shit your pants!

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« Reply #18 on: October 05, 2003, 05:21:24 AM »
Once i got the runs REALLLL bad. It started out that i was camping with friends, now i hate taking craps in the middle of nowhere and i hate taking craps in public toilets. So i thought I\'d just hold it till I got home. Now the first day was fine, didn\'t need to go or anything. The second day was ok too, and i had eaten loads the night before. But towards the end of the night I started to get rumbling in my stomach, really loud noises. I thought I should do a sh#t but I held it anyway. The next day we were leaving and i really needed to crap. But i managed somehow to hold it for 3 hours. As soon as i got home i ran into the bathroom, turned and dropped the pants and let it all go.  Man was i shitting for ages. There was wet stuff, hard stuff and it all stunk. It felt soooo good, i was tearing up from it.
After i flashed the toilet, It was still covered in shit. It got in places i thought shit could NEVER get too, in the top backside of the bowl. I could see it dripping off it.  I spent a good 30 minutes holding my breath and gasping for air when i was cleaning the toilet that day..... Next time, I’ll save it for a public toilet ;)
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« Reply #19 on: October 05, 2003, 11:38:37 AM »
Almost? I basically did.

At my friends b-day when I was 12 I had the runs. Its hard to know when you need to fart or shit when you have the runs. anyways I trickled down my pants.

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« Reply #20 on: October 05, 2003, 11:48:59 AM »
the last day of reading festival, i woke up, and new i neede a shit straight away, but as it was the last night of the festival some people had burned down all the toilets.... the nearest one was about a 20 min walk, i walked as fast as i could, but the nearer i got, my body kinda new, and made me know i needed a shit even more... was sooooo bad, luckily no one was in the toilets, or i would of shit my pants, or had to take a sit onthe floor or something, it was sooooo bad
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« Reply #21 on: October 06, 2003, 12:19:10 AM »
I\'ve never crapped my pants. I pissed in them once when I was going home from school though. Why I didn\'t just unleash hell on the nearest bush is beyond me. :D
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« Reply #22 on: October 06, 2003, 01:57:14 AM »
.... whell I don\'t know if anyone would call the focused trickle "hell"... I mean, the hose woul have to burst open if we were to see any substansial liquid flow.... :P

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« Reply #23 on: October 06, 2003, 05:57:26 AM »
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Oh yeah... speaking of Christian camp...

Me and my friends there had an ongoing thing to see who could stay the week without dumping. Well I\'m proud to say I went that whole week without taking one dump, then got home, and spent the afternoon on the toilet.


Nice.  For my 11th grade camping trip (1 week), I didn\'t take a dump once.  Mainly because I didn\'t want to use the facilities (shared facilities for a few days, after that we moved and had to use a designated hole in the ground...).

I was still pretty comfortable by the time I got home, too.

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« Reply #24 on: October 06, 2003, 07:32:53 AM »
when I was 14 or something I used to hate public toilets so much, that whenever I went on vacation with my parents I only crapped 3 times in 4 weeks...
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i hope they all get aids and die they should bnt tbbe having sezx with just anyone they should be in love if theay are foing to have sex not just to make money I htink its wrong for them to just have sexzx for the fun of it specially when some of the performancs are married, its just wrong. tey are givng out deaseases to anyone and its just not right i tell you i think its really really wrong specially when tey have sex i dot whach porno though so im not sure what they do i dont theink theyr realy hjave sex its all just pretendnig but you never no what they do its just wrong speciallly when they dont even love each other its wrong i ell you in tsi just wrong. wtings owting wtrong wtongs wtongs. i dont like it. prlease explaions.

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« Reply #25 on: October 06, 2003, 08:37:42 AM »
Its SO funny when you are sitting in class and you hear someone\'s stomach start gurgling and growling. Whenever you hear a weird noise you look over to see what the hell it was and the person is moving all uncomfortably in the seat trying to make other noises to mask out the gurgling. You want to laugh but you know the person is hella embarassed.
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« Reply #26 on: October 06, 2003, 02:28:03 PM »
our school is gay and they take the doors off the stalls.  There is one bathroom in the entire high school that has one door on one stall.  Literally ran thoughout the halls going into bathroom after bathroom until I found it.  then im ready to unleash the beast when someone walks in.  it was some guy which was ok but then i heard the scarest thing ever.  some chick followed him in there.  they were bullshitting about some stupid art project for 10 minutes.  it was the hardest thing i have ever went though.
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« Reply #27 on: October 06, 2003, 05:32:09 PM »
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« Reply #28 on: October 06, 2003, 06:49:50 PM »
Vapor, I literally started crying after reading that.

My experience. I usually can control it until i get home but i didn\'t want to wait this day. It was a day of a lax game and I was sitting in the locker room with a bunch of guys from my team. I had to suddenly take a shit. I was holding it in the whole day. I couldn\'t hold it much more. Well I could but I didn\'t want to. I would look like an ass on the field holding it in. So I walked to the bathroom next to the gym and there was no toilet paper. Ok. casually walk back to the locker room to find that that too was low. And that toilet was worse than any of the others. So I take paper towels to the stall and just let it loose. It felt good and just had enough paper.
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« Reply #29 on: October 07, 2003, 07:16:48 AM »
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I\'ve never crapped my pants. I pissed in them once when I was going home from school though. Why I didn\'t just unleash hell on the nearest bush is beyond me. :D


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