Ever almost crap your pants?

Here\'s a story that happened about three weeks ago...

It was a typical Monday morning, I woke up, and got ready for school... However a huge hunger strike came over me, and I ran to the kitchen and ate about five or six chocolate donuts and washed it all down with a huge glass of milk. Feeling satisfied, I skipped out the door to my car and headed off to school.

I was sitting in first period, and the teacher was just talking casually about the day\'s lesson and then I felt a small bulge in my gut. I had to take a slight dump, but I would never do such a thing at my own high school, so I tightened my gut muscles and figured I\'d just hold it in till I got home that day. However it gradually kept coming back, stronger and stronger. The entire room was quiet listening to the teacher, and I was like squirming about in my chair trying to get my buttocks muscles to seal my butthole as well as possible...

I was getting worried... How in the world would I be able to stand up? It got so bad I was about half an inch above my chair tightening every muscle in my body to not explode in my pants. Thank heavens, amidst all these huge urges to crap all over myself, there were minute breaks where there\'d be no feeling. So the second I felt a break coming on, I asked the teacher casually and nonchalantly if I could go to the bathroom. So I\'m standing at her desk, everyone is working, and I\'m praying to God that it all doesn\'t rush back, or else I\'ll crap all over the floor.

After what felt like forever, she handed me the note and I just strode out the room like it was just a normal piss. Once I got in the hall, it came back! I literally walked to the bathroom in little shuffles holding my butt cheeks together so hard my face turned red. Luckily no one saw my venture to the boys\' room.

Even more luckily, NO ONE WAS IN THE BATHROOM! I sprang on a toilet seat, dropped my pantaloons, and let the 4th of July begin. I had to flush about 5 times just because I was literally raising the sea level inside the toilet. And the loudest most digusting noises emerged from my butt, and not one person came in, and I just kept thanking God. After the fireworks were over, I felt about 100 pounds lighter, and washed my hands, and skipped back to class.

Man I rule.

and skipped back to class

I skipped out the door

haha! pansy
You skip!

[videoholic]

No way spudz.  You suck!!!
I wanted to write that!!!

You still could-

Oh man....One of my most torturing experiences during my soldiering.I was supposed to be sentry from 3 o clock to 6 o clock.The corporal led me to the viewpoint and at the moment he left I felt the need to go to the toilet.I had to stand there for 3 hours trying to hold my gun AND the sh!t from filling my pants!!!I wasnt allowed to live until the the corporal replaced me with another sentry.
At times I felt that my bowel was going to explode!I could feel the poop getting out of the "exit hole".I couldnt last.1 and a half hour passed!I couldnt hold them anymore with the thought that I had to hold them for 1:30 hours more.I picked the phone in the sentry box and tried to find a replacer so I could go to the toilet!10 minutes later a replacer came.I needed to go to the toilet FAST!!Walking fast ment I wouldnt hold the sh!t.Walking slowly ment taking more time to go to the toilet.I walked slowly and thank God I found someone who had some toilet paper with him on my way.
I swear to God I didnt only sh!t sh!t!I sh!T blood with the sh!t!!!

Wow. I\'m not alone.

[Kurt Angle]

I have shit my pants at school before. I was about 5 years old at the time though, and suffering from very bad diorreah. What made it worse was I was wearing shorts at the time. :eek:

Dirty, did anyone see?

Swif know\'s this one.

I was on my way home from work, I got off a little early so I went to go see my gf at her work. So well I really had to take a shit then and asked if I could have her key\'s to the bathroom, then I was like no I\'ll go in the employee\'s room. Then to much adoo there was someone else in there and I wasn\'t touching my ass cheeks on the customer bathroom. So I tell my gf I am leaving or else I\'ll shit my pants. It is a ten minute drive back to my house and for those ten minutes I wasn\'t sitting in the chair I was arched all the way up trying vigurously not to shit my panties. It felt like the worst thing in the world, I literally thought I was going to be cleaning my car out of shit. I ran into the house slammed the bathroom door shut and let out the biggest longest terd I\'d ever imagined. WORST FEELING EVER THOUGH, the whole car thing was horrible and I drive a standard.

[CHIZZY]

I almost shit an expolding Burger King shit while fishing once... I fell down the riverbank while pulling down my pants and barely missed shitting on my shoes. Had to wipe with the BK bag, too...not pretty.

ROFLMFAO Vapor! I saw you leave the class in the "poop shuffle".

Anyway, running REALLY gets my bowels moving, so I have to take 2 or 3 dumps before I run a race.

I once ate a big ass low fat tostada before doing squats....not a good idea.

Dude, this happened to me SO MANY FREAKIN TIMES you have no clue. Most recently was during math class last sem. Dude, there was an exam going on and it was ULTRA quiet and my stomach just kept on making noises. Man I swear it was so embarassing. And as you know, some professor\'s won\'t let you out during an exam. I kept on going and going and going but damn my stomachs kept on making farting noises and mumbling noises and everytime it did I tried to cover it up by shuffling my papers or moving my desk around. lmfao. It was so embarassing.

Lots of other crap stories.......too many to tell. I am the king at crapping at the wrong time.

ROTFLMMFAO!:laughing:  the funniest thread in a loooong time.

AHHAHAHAHA!!! Ive never had it abd enough that i couldnt walk.  Ive had it where mmy stomach culdnt stop jakking noises, and my stomach felt like it was gonna explode!!!:laughing:  gah!  It was full of gas   i hat ethat.  seems to happen wheneveri eat something that contains...mexican food lolol.  

*excuse my durnken typinmg*