Author Topic: Hurry virgins!! You still have 20 minutes to bid!!! (Read 829 times)

videoholic · « **on:** October 22, 2003, 07:33:43 AM »

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2958040189&category=1469

This long sleeved cotton shirt has a long story behind it! im 19 now and when i bought the shirt i was 17! i was in a dry spell. i hadn\'t been with any women for 8 months! so me and a buddy were in the mall and went into express and and found this shirt! i said cool i\'d like to have a shirt like that! but out of no where came this girl! really pretty! just beautiful! she asked me if a hat looked good on her or not! i said it doesn\'t match, but im sure you\'ve got something else at home that would match it. she told me thank you for being truthful! then she asked me what was i going to get! i told her and showed her the shirt! i told her that i matter as well spend the money on myself cause i didn\'t have a girlfriend! "cause i was on a dry spell" she touched the shirt real soft and closed her eyes and said i hope this shirt brings you good luck! then drop the sleeve and winked her eye and she was gone. me and my buddy derek still to this day don\'t talk about it . its not like she just disappeared. we turned around cause an employe was asking us a question! when we turned back. she was gone. but after that day the dry spell ended! i have been laid in this shirt 146 times! no lie, no reason to lie! and its not just me i let derek where it and his girlfriend at the time didn\'t want to do it but when he wore this shirt one night she couldn\'t keep her hands off him! the reason im selling my shirt it cause i have found my soul mate and i must pass it on to others out there who wants my luck! just smile and watch them run your way! sale is final no refunds i don\'t think its dark power but it might of been a witch or something! the shirt has been washed everytime i wore it! it didn\'t take away any powers!

« **Reply #1 on:** October 22, 2003, 07:48:26 AM »

*checks overseas transport fees*

« **Reply #2 on:** October 22, 2003, 08:04:48 AM »

146 times?

does the shirt have an anti-VD coating?

Kurt Angle · « **Reply #3 on:** October 22, 2003, 09:04:58 AM »

does it have any stains on it?

GmanJoe · « **Reply #4 on:** October 22, 2003, 09:10:02 AM »

I WON!

« **Reply #5 on:** October 22, 2003, 09:11:37 AM »

The guy is nuts if he thinks he doesn\'t need the shirt anymore.

That\'s why I know this is BS.

videoholic · « **Reply #6 on:** October 22, 2003, 09:26:45 AM »

Yeah, you have a shirt that powerful you pack it away and give it to your kids.

GmanJoe · « **Reply #7 on:** October 22, 2003, 10:02:48 AM »

I wonder....does power go away when you take the shirt off during teh s3x0r5?

« **Reply #8 on:** October 22, 2003, 10:13:45 AM »

Wow ! do you see those magical printed letters on the shirt !?
It says :

H O A X !

« **Reply #9 on:** October 22, 2003, 11:34:32 AM »

I\'d give that shirt to my daughter like the little slut she is.

Or will be.

« **Reply #10 on:** October 22, 2003, 12:45:14 PM »

He just banked 250 dollars for it...

« **Reply #11 on:** October 22, 2003, 01:16:22 PM »

Maybe you\'re not ready for fatherhood, THX.

MPTheory · « **Reply #12 on:** October 22, 2003, 05:02:19 PM »

I find it hard to believe someone would actually bid on that

any higher than I did...

§ôµÏG®ïñD · « **Reply #13 on:** October 22, 2003, 05:07:21 PM »

:jack:

Masturbation doesn\'t = getting laid.

« **Reply #14 on:** October 22, 2003, 05:47:49 PM »

Hrrm, at first I thought this was going to be a morning jacket ordeal.

You all know what im talking about

Hello

Author Topic: Hurry virgins!! You still have 20 minutes to bid!!! (Read 829 times)