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Rant: Fun Size Candies...
« on: October 30, 2003, 05:10:41 PM »
Ahh Halloween, amazingly stupid costumes, amazingly stupid kids, amazingly stupid ideas.

After school I went over to the store to go get some candy on sale (Almond Joys) since it is Halloween tomorrow.

Of course everyone knows what "Fun Size" candies are. They are about an inch long (much like swifdi\'s penis), and filled with chocolate goodyness (Much like my penis).

BUT WTF? WHY FUN SIZE? I Mean when you get a little candy bar, is it actually fun? When you get a big one, isnt it more fun. Who is the dumbass that thought up this stupid idea?

(BTW: Go ahead and make the gay jokes, but deep down inside, you know your hurting too)
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Rant: Fun Size Candies...
« Reply #1 on: October 30, 2003, 05:28:04 PM »
You are bored as shit aren\'t you
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« Reply #2 on: October 30, 2003, 05:30:12 PM »
Yes.

But these fun sized candies are keeping me occupied.

Lol, Ive stacked 12 almond joys on top of eachother. Wish I had a camera, it was amazing.
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« Reply #3 on: October 30, 2003, 05:47:14 PM »
\'Fun Size\' is an actual brand isn\'t it? I dunno, down here we have \'fun size\' everything.
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« Reply #4 on: October 30, 2003, 05:54:04 PM »
Even midgets?
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« Reply #5 on: October 30, 2003, 05:56:13 PM »
EVERYTHING ;)
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Re: Rant: Fun Size Candies...
« Reply #6 on: October 30, 2003, 06:25:05 PM »
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and filled with chocolate goodyness (Much like my penis)

Your penis is filled with brown stuff :eek:
Somewhat curious on how it got there
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« Reply #7 on: October 30, 2003, 06:51:51 PM »
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Originally posted by Spudz


Of course everyone knows what "Fun Size" candies are. They are about an inch long (much like swifdi\'s penis


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« Reply #8 on: October 30, 2003, 07:07:26 PM »
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Originally posted by nO-One
Your penis is filled with brown stuff :eek:
Somewhat curious on how it got there


He already said he didn\'t have a camera.  Quit beating around the bush..  You\'re just wanting to see his penis.
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« Reply #9 on: October 30, 2003, 07:31:02 PM »
Well you see, I enjoy a good chocolate mousse **** every once and a while- sometimes I cant take all of it out with tweezers :eek:.


:D

And no, you cant see my penis you little Snicker.
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« Reply #10 on: October 30, 2003, 07:40:31 PM »
They are fun size because you can change to a different candy with every bite.

What\'s more fun than that?

Ah, I stumped you didn\'t I...  That\'s right..  THERE\'S NOTHING MORE FUN THAN THAT!!!!


How else can you go from a reeses peanut butter cup to a sweet tart to some nerds to a whopper..

Oh, the joy.
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« Reply #11 on: October 30, 2003, 10:23:26 PM »
candy is bad for you, eat an apple.


BTW I have a whopper in my pants ;)
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« Reply #12 on: October 30, 2003, 10:43:08 PM »
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What\'s more fun than that?

heroin, and other heavy illegal drugz
« Last Edit: October 30, 2003, 10:45:21 PM by (e) »
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« Reply #13 on: October 31, 2003, 12:48:47 PM »
a Vapors gf\'s poonany
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« Reply #14 on: October 31, 2003, 03:44:02 PM »
My gf is so hot.. she cut her hair down to her shoulders, and oh my gosh I pop boners left and right.

*head bangs*
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