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Offline GmanJoe

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« on: November 01, 2003, 03:23:25 PM »
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« Reply #1 on: November 01, 2003, 03:30:38 PM »
:laughing:

That is just hilarious, sorry but it is.

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« Reply #2 on: November 01, 2003, 03:33:30 PM »
I like the 80\'s looking chick in the background. :p
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« Reply #3 on: November 01, 2003, 04:26:26 PM »
they make it sound worse than it really was. the bullets skimmed his face...
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« Reply #4 on: November 01, 2003, 04:37:23 PM »
Thats not what I found hilarious.

Look at how close he is, and he didnt kill him?

I mean, If you want to kill someone that bad, learn to aim and use the gun first.
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« Reply #5 on: November 01, 2003, 04:40:22 PM »
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Thats not what I found hilarious.

Look at how close he is, and he didnt kill him?

I mean, If you want to kill someone that bad, learn to aim and use the gun first.


Remember that scene in Naked Gun 2 1/2? The one where they were shooting at each other while hiding behind trash cans....two feet away?
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« Reply #6 on: November 01, 2003, 04:42:15 PM »
Sorry to say but I havent seen any of the Naked Guns.

But in movies; have you noticed NO ONE CAN AIM? ITS ****ING ANNOYING! I mean they shoot like 300 bullets at the hero, and not one hit! It pisses me off- Im like, just take your time I mean he is right in plain view.
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« Reply #7 on: November 01, 2003, 04:46:05 PM »
Naked gun 2 1/2 rocked!!!

I think Wrongfully Accused was way funnier though. I have never laughed as hard as I did when he dodged the train by jumping 100 feet in the air. :laughing:
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« Reply #8 on: November 01, 2003, 04:47:19 PM »
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Naked gun 2 1/2 rocked!!!

I think Wrongfully Accused was way funnier though. I have never laughed as hard as I did when he dodged the train by jumping 100 feet in the air. :laughing:


At least you know the scene I\'m talking about. This was almost like it. :laughing:
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« Reply #9 on: November 01, 2003, 06:14:14 PM »
At this range he should hit his target.  But if you\'ve ever fired a handgun, you know that at even 15 meters it\'s very difficult to hit a small target.  Add in shakey hands, nervousness, etc, and a few degrees means a miss.  Anything above 35 meters is very very hard with a handgun.

This kind of thing happens all the time... nervous guy, runs up, shoots a bunch, and because he\'s already thinking about running after and he\'s really nervous, he misses.
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« Reply #10 on: November 01, 2003, 06:31:59 PM »
You guys are absolutely ridiculous.  Obviously none of you have ever been in a life or death situation.  None of you have ever had a gun pulled out on you.  Let me tell you, it\'s not a laughing matter.
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« Reply #11 on: November 01, 2003, 06:47:32 PM »
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You guys are absolutely ridiculous.  Obviously none of you have ever been in a life or death situation.  None of you have ever had a gun pulled out on you.  Let me tell you, it\'s not a laughing matter.


Hold your tongue! I\'ve had two guns pulled on me! One fired and missed but only coz the gun got pulled upwards as he pulled the hammer back. The bullet whizzed above my head and I bolted like a scared rabbit. The other one was coz I cut off this car and when I got caught at the red light, he aimed the gun at my face. No, he didn\'t shoot.

I didn\'t laugh then....but I can laugh about it now. Now...as for me pointing guns at other people....that\'s none of your business. :)
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« Reply #12 on: November 01, 2003, 06:52:46 PM »
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You guys are absolutely ridiculous. Obviously none of you have ever been in a life or death situation. None of you have ever had a gun pulled out on you. Let me tell you, it\'s not a laughing matter.

And you have? Uhh no.

But Ive shot handguns, and upclose (10 feet) it is almost impossible to miss a target the size of a human. Look at that picture, he is how far? 5 feet maybe? The guy is stationary behind the tree.

I could tell you, if I had the reason to kill someone I would get the job done, and do it right. ;) So dont make me upset :D
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« Reply #13 on: November 01, 2003, 06:53:41 PM »
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You guys are absolutely ridiculous.  Obviously none of you have ever been in a life or death situation.  None of you have ever had a gun pulled out on you.  Let me tell you, it\'s not a laughing matter.



Ha
I\'m laughing!
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And this comin\' from a guy who made a joke out of a thread about someone comitting suicide (Elliot Smith). Pot calling the kettle black, eh?
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« Reply #14 on: November 01, 2003, 08:02:30 PM »
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he is how far? 5 feet maybe?



Judging from where the gun is and the guy thats at most 1 1/2 feet away.

That guy has obviously not shot a gun before.
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