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« on: November 19, 2003, 08:12:48 PM »
I know this had to have happened to a number of people. Have you ever gotten into a brawl over your girl? let me explain....         back in 90 me and my boys went down to va beach, two of us had our gf\'s with us, so to make a long story short,i\'m walkin ahead of evrybody else and a group of guys walks past us and says somthing like daaaammmnn! shorty i was with at the time had a nice fatty on her. so i turn around & say what the **** you lookin at?!  so now the guys turn around start talkin smack,and one of the cats i\'m with is gonna put his hands under his shirt like he had a gat,when he had nothing! haha straight up wanksta! And not long after one of the guys makes a gesture to somebody across the street.and says yooo!  And let me tell you ,these two cats that came across the street was somebody out of the wwe, i mean these cats were big as hell! So now i\'m like aw s**t  we\'re about to take a L in the worst way. I was about to tell my girl..go ahead baby let the nice man touch your booty ..go ahead it\'s ok!:D fortunatley they came and told those guys they knew to just come on & stop startin trouble.                                                                                                                                                                                                              
back then i was a bit of a hothead.  Now i just take compliments like that in stride!  Sometimes bein a hothead can be hazardous to your health heh!
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« Reply #1 on: November 19, 2003, 08:14:17 PM »
Yo dawg, learn to use paragraphs, wanksta!

and your manhood isnt tested in fights, its in your penis size.
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« Reply #2 on: November 19, 2003, 08:20:23 PM »
i thought i was doin that! just tab down right? remember no flamin i\'m new at this!
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« Reply #3 on: November 19, 2003, 08:21:09 PM »
Give him a break, Spudz.

And no - I don\'t fight over women.
I refuse.
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« Reply #4 on: November 19, 2003, 08:24:39 PM »
I dont get into fights until someone puts their hands on me.
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« Reply #5 on: November 19, 2003, 08:32:36 PM »
I haven\'t had to fight for a while, it\'s pretty hard for me to get into a fight even if I wanted to.  Which is good for me, I\'m a lover not a fighter

*Cozies up to Samwise
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Re: have you ever had your manhood tested?
« Reply #6 on: November 19, 2003, 08:43:19 PM »
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Originally posted by clips
I was about to tell my girl..go ahead baby let the nice man touch your booty ..go ahead it\'s ok!
:laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

I have been in situations like that. I was ridiculous in High School. My father was a fighter and he taught me how to fight when I was real young so I guess it was a product of my upbringing. Took a couple of REAL nice ass whuppins to make me calm down.
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« Reply #7 on: November 19, 2003, 08:44:33 PM »
When other guys look at my girl, I don\'t really mind. I think "that right bitch you can only see but that booty is all mine" And it\'s true.

I did have a gay guy write me a letter once.
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« Reply #8 on: November 19, 2003, 08:57:24 PM »
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When other guys look at my girl, I don\'t really mind. I think "that right bitch you can only see but that booty is all mine" And it\'s true.

I did have a gay guy write me a letter once.


Why would other  guy\'s look at your hand ...aka "your girl"?
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« Reply #9 on: November 19, 2003, 08:59:08 PM »
^^^^Have you seen his hand? It has makeup, a wig, a dress the whole nine. The shit is freaky.
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« Reply #10 on: November 19, 2003, 10:24:45 PM »
I have a problem with really older guys checking out my chick... Especially the ones with their wife, and three kids tagging along behind them... Besides that, I think when guys around our age check her out it\'s definately complimenting.
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« Reply #11 on: November 19, 2003, 10:58:24 PM »
Well my car was stolen recently, and we founds the little shits up the street trying to pry my stereo out. I was about to jump out and lay some smack down, but my friends were holding me back because we weren\'t in the best part of the neighborhood.
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« Reply #12 on: November 19, 2003, 11:01:59 PM »
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I have a problem with really older guys checking out my chick... Especially the ones with their wife, and three kids tagging along behind them... Besides that, I think when guys around our age check her out it\'s definately complimenting.


I think you need to realize a couple things...

(1) Sooner or later  and before you realize it, you\'ll be that older guy checking out highschool girls, because you are most likely going to be married to some lady who has gained 5 - 10 lbs every year you\'ve been married and you\'ve been married 10 years ( do the math)...It\'s only natrual to look and wish.

(2) Your girl probably likes the older guy\'s looking at her. Most women at sometime or another go for the older guy. A sense of maturity and security.

That\'s all class.
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« Reply #13 on: November 19, 2003, 11:08:01 PM »
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I have a problem with really older guys checking out my chick... Especially the ones with their wife, and three kids tagging along behind them... Besides that, I think when guys around our age check her out it\'s definately complimenting.


Just stare at their kids
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« Reply #14 on: November 20, 2003, 12:43:01 AM »
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I think you need to realize a couple things...

(1) Sooner or later  and before you realize it, you\'ll be that older guy checking out highschool girls, because you are most likely going to be married to some lady who has gained 5 - 10 lbs every year you\'ve been married and you\'ve been married 10 years ( do the math)...It\'s only natrual to look and wish.

(2) Your girl probably likes the older guy\'s looking at her. Most women at sometime or another go for the older guy. A sense of maturity and security.

That\'s all class.


^^^

So true, especially number two.

Girl:"I like older guys"
Me:"Why?"
Girl:"They\'re more mature"
.....

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so older means more mature...maybe. But im talkin about 16 and 18 year olds here...
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