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Do Yu Fart in front of you significant other?

es, I do.
9 (52.9%)
 have no S.O. but I would.
5 (29.4%)
o. Too shy. Maybe later when he/she is more comfortable with me and can handle the poison.
3 (17.6%)

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« Reply #15 on: December 02, 2003, 01:53:24 PM »
farting in one of the few things I enjoy daily.  It never gets old
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« Reply #16 on: December 02, 2003, 02:42:03 PM »
Farting is part of being a man. Along with burping contests. I\'m sorry if you are not in touch with your gender. Just as I am sorry about Swidfi being p**sy whipped (despite the fact he hasn\'t had any of it) and thinkgs farting is "bad".

As for telling you your rights - I wasn\'t. Just seems that for someone to say this is a lame thread and what not, well, they\'d realize all their threads have also been lame, thus giving them no reason to bitch about a thread being lame.
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« Reply #17 on: December 02, 2003, 02:45:28 PM »
Farting against a car is simply amazing! The car seems to REVERBERATE and actually make the fart LOUDER! Ahhh me....fart wars were funny! The best kind of fart is the one that actually makes the person farting LAUGH! I typically am at my best in the morning. :)
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« Reply #18 on: December 02, 2003, 02:47:59 PM »
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Farting against a car is simply amazing! The car seems to REVERBERATE and actually make the fart LOUDER! Ahhh me....fart wars were funny! The best kind of fart is the one that actually makes the person farting LAUGH! I typically am at my best in the morning. :)


Actually, it\'s not near as cool as farting in a bath or pool. I remember when I was little that was one of my all time favorite things.
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« Reply #19 on: December 02, 2003, 04:33:50 PM »
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Farting is part of being a man.


Well, where I come from- we have decency.

Im sure from where you come from- your mother has no deceny either; as I can only guess who your father was.
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« Reply #20 on: December 02, 2003, 04:36:57 PM »
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Well, where I come from- we have decency.

Im sure from where you come from- your mother has no deceny either; as I can only guess who your father was.


Where you come from? There is a reason Alaska is seperated from the rest of the world..Same reason as Austrilia...You people inbreed more than anything, sheesh.

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« Reply #21 on: December 02, 2003, 04:37:42 PM »
Nothing beats a silent but deadly fart in the middle of class. No one knows who it was from.
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« Reply #22 on: December 02, 2003, 04:39:28 PM »
For your information; I come from Fargo, ND.

BTW; C\'mon LIC I know you can make a better insult than that!
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« Reply #23 on: December 02, 2003, 05:44:24 PM »
Fargo?!?!?

heh heh......

I regularly drop laser-guided ass bombs on/near my wifey-to-be...
In fact, the action is similar to the carpet bombing of Dresden in 1944....
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« Reply #24 on: December 02, 2003, 07:54:46 PM »
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Fargo?!?!?

heh heh......

I regularly drop laser-guided ass bombs on/near my wifey-to-be...
In fact, the action is similar to the carpet bombing of Dresden in 1944....


A FIRE STORM! :eek: Chizzy....you should join the Mutant X-men! I suggest going by the name "Volcano Ass"! :laughing:

Spudz....we know about decency. We know when to and when not to.
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« Reply #25 on: December 02, 2003, 08:03:04 PM »
I fart all the time in study hall (wrestlers only, so the only females are pretty ugly). Sometimes when its too quiet someone tells me to fart and I always have a small buzzer fart ready for them.

I\'m going to miss wrestling :(
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« Reply #26 on: December 02, 2003, 08:18:48 PM »
Ever win a wrestling match coz you farted? I know I\'d start laughing if I heard my opponent fart!
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« Reply #27 on: December 03, 2003, 12:27:41 PM »
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Well, where I come from- we have decency.

Im sure from where you come from- your mother has no deceny either; as I can only guess who your father was.


Im not really sure who my genetic father was, UNLIKE you I am positive its not this guy:



Besides any culture that chews on whale meat as bublegum has not decency.

Don\'t try and flame me little boy I was flaming before you were even a wet dream....
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« Reply #28 on: December 03, 2003, 12:35:21 PM »
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I was flaming before you were even a wet dream....



:laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Now there is a quote!!!

Anyway, farting on the wife is a daily ritual for me as well.  Especially in bed where I can push her head under the covers after I rip one.
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« Reply #29 on: December 03, 2003, 12:38:50 PM »
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I\'ll be damned.
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