Answar ma Pouel. Do you fart in front your GF/Wife/gay partner?

[GmanJoe]

Do you? I do. I didn\'t for years until one day, she asked me why I don\'t fart in front of her. It just so happened that we were snuggling next to a fireplace and her foot was close to my butt. I said to her, "Starting today (BRRRRiiiiiiiiiP) I will."

She laughed and kicked me in the nuts by accident. Ever since, I have been regularly asking her to pull my finger. It\'s a fair warning. She\'ll pull it and run. She won\'t pull it in Church, I\'ve noticed.

Lame thread.

Dont want a S.O. now, dont need a S.O. now.

Besides; I dont fart.

[GmanJoe]

Originally posted by Spudz
Lame thread.

Dont want a S.O. now, dont need a S.O. now.

Besides; I dont fart.

You are a LIAR. Everyone farts. The only reason you dont fart is coz you got that dildo stuck up in thar!

[Titan]

Originally posted by Spudz
Dont want a S.O. now, dont need a S.O. now.

Amen to that brother. I have no girlfriend but I sure would like one.

EDIT: I was agreeing with Spudz on the S.O. thing, not that it was a lame thread. This thread is the best Gman came up with in a while.

[Living-In-Clip]

Spudz, you have zero right to say "lame thread" or what not, as you never make any threads or posts worth reading. So, "look in the mirror", before you start talking and giving advice on what is lame and what isn\'t.

On that note: Depends on which g/f. Had one that I farted infront of. Had one that I didn\'t. Either way, I would prefer they didn\'t do it around me.

[GmanJoe]

Originally posted by Living-In-Clip


On that note: Depends on which g/f. Had one that I farted infront of. Had one that I didn\'t. Either way, I would prefer they didn\'t do it around me.

Coz I know girl\'s farts are lethal. But hilarious when it slips through.

a more entertaining thread would be "Ever fart during the "Big O"?

Nope. I wouldn\'t do it because there\'s nothing positive that could come from it (*joke here*), she would be disgusted, and nothing would get accomplished except the removal of some methane from my arse.

And since I don\'t want her to do it in front of me, I should show her the same ammount of respect.

AHEM ---- LOOOOOOSSSSEEEERRRR <\\happy gillmore voice>

"And since I don\'t want her to do it in front of me, I should show her the same ammount of respect."

There is nothing funny than hearing a 7 year old saying "MOM Farted!"

I farted on my wife last night while I was giving her a massage.  Right on the small of her back.... made that nice reverb sound.

I fart like 10 times an hour (seriously), but my wife burps all the time... so we even each other out.


any of you ever pee on your wife / gf in the shower?

[Kurt Angle]

I don\'t have a GF but if I did, I would pin her down and fart in her face. It\'s every guy\'s god given right to do this.

[GmanJoe]

Originally posted by Kurt Angle
I don\'t have a GF but if I did, I would pin her down and fart in her face. It\'s every guy\'s god given right to do this.

BWAHAHAHA!

you have zero right to say "lame thread" or what not

Could you quit telling me my rights?

I have every right to classify this thread as lame. Its about farting- how more lame can it get?

spudz if you were really a male you\'d know farting is funny as all hell