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Offline GmanJoe

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« on: December 05, 2003, 05:12:35 AM »
http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,91059-12942446,00.html

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A man has been taken to court by police in New York for causing noise pollution - because his son\'s balloon burst.

Hospital worker George Pulido was walking with his son Christopher when the boy\'s balloon popped.


A policeman standing nearby told Mr Pulido he was bang to rights for making "unreasonable noise".

"I couldn\'t believe it. It was just a normal-size party balloon and it was an accident," said the 29-year-old father.

Mr Pulido was with nine-year-old Christopher, his other son Brandon, 19 months, and wife, Christina, 27, when he was booked.

He said when he asked the officer "Are you serious?" he was met with a steely glare and the reply: "Do you think popping a balloon is funny?"

Mr Pulido told the New York Daily News: "My whole family was upset, especially Christopher because he thought the cops were going to take me to jail."

He will appear before a court in Queens to answer the summons.

Police declined to comment on the case.

Other odd summonses in New York recently have been issued for using "multiple subway seats", and sitting on a milk crate on a pavement.

A pregnant woman was ticketed for resting on the steps to a subway.


I don\'t understand this part though :

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A policeman standing nearby told Mr Pulido he was bang to rights for making "unreasonable noise".
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« Reply #1 on: December 05, 2003, 08:44:53 AM »
Mmmmmmusssssstttttt rrrrrressssssssissssstttttt sssssayyyyyyinnnnnggggggg the obbbbbvvvvviiiiiooooo......

Oh sod it.....

Only in America
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« Reply #2 on: December 05, 2003, 09:27:36 AM »
Yeah, because in other countries they would probably chop off the boys hand.

Or in Afghanistan before we invaded they would all be executed because the kid shouldn\'t have been allowed to have a balloon in the first place.
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« Reply #3 on: December 05, 2003, 09:32:28 AM »
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Mmmmmmusssssstttttt rrrrrressssssssissssstttttt sssssayyyyyyinnnnnggggggg the obbbbbvvvvviiiiiooooo......

Oh sod it.....

Only in America


You guys eat spotted dicks. :p
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« Reply #4 on: December 05, 2003, 09:33:34 AM »
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You guys eat spotted dicks. :p


..........with cream.
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« Reply #5 on: December 05, 2003, 09:59:03 AM »
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..........with cream.


Is it a creamy filling like a Twinky or do you have to "work" it. :p
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« Reply #6 on: December 05, 2003, 12:00:38 PM »
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Originally posted by Cerberus
Mmmmmmusssssstttttt rrrrrressssssssissssstttttt sssssayyyyyyinnnnnggggggg the obbbbbvvvvviiiiiooooo......

Oh sod it.....

Only in America


HAHAH  americans are funnier than cypriots HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!! :D

mm look where you live :D
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« Reply #7 on: December 05, 2003, 12:03:09 PM »
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HAHAH  americans are funnier than cypriots HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!! :D

mm look where you live :D


Shaddaaap. You live on a rock. We could use half of an atom bomb and you all would be back to the stone ages. Wait....you guys didn\'t get that far yet. :p
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« Reply #8 on: December 05, 2003, 12:10:22 PM »
that story makes no sense. that bloomberg is a f**kin knitcompoop!
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« Reply #9 on: December 05, 2003, 12:21:56 PM »
Its major bullshit that a father got arrested for a balloon popping. Police really do have nothing better to do. In the time that the cops were booking the father, there were probably 3 murders in the city and probably like 20 robberies.
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« Reply #10 on: December 05, 2003, 01:03:25 PM »
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You guys eat spotted dicks. :p


Sounds like someone\'s jealous.
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« Reply #11 on: December 05, 2003, 01:06:23 PM »
Don\'t remind Gmanjoe that we also eat fagg0ts over here! ;)
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« Reply #12 on: December 05, 2003, 01:11:12 PM »
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Don\'t remind Gmanjoe that we also eat fagg0ts over here! ;)


On the strength of these 2 things alone, I think I can hear the sound of a plane ticket to the UK being booked in the name of G.M.Joe.

:D :D :D
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« Reply #13 on: December 05, 2003, 02:15:44 PM »
Nope. Still here. I wouldn\'t go there anyway. The food is just as bad as the weather. I heard that English scientists have figured that the most healthy sandwhich is a pickle sandwhich! Yuck! And you guys drive on the wrong side too. :p
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« Reply #14 on: December 05, 2003, 03:01:44 PM »
Don\'t forget the teeth! You can never forget the teeth!
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