Here is a joke:
A guy ask a tatto artist, " I want you to tatto a $100 on my lower extremity."
The artist say, " Why doing that is difficult and very painful."
The guy said, " Three reasons I did this."
"I like to play with my money."
"i want to see my money grow."
"when my wife left the house to blow a $100, I can tell her she can stay home"