Anyone got tattoos?

[GmanJoe]

I was merely EMPHASIZING the importance of the word Grammar.

Go back to your gardening, Samwise.

You know what I am not writting a paper hence the laziness and the lack of proper grammer .....but if you people feal it neccesary that I write better I will start posting like clips.

[GmanJoe]

Originally posted by Cyrus
You know what I am not writting a paper hence the laziness and the lack of proper grammer .....but if you people feal it neccesary that I write better I will start posting like clips.

You\'re not the one I quoted. It was Paul2.

BTW.....it\'s grammAr and not grammEr.

Originally posted by GmanJoe
BTW.....it\'s grammAr and not grammEr.

Actually it\'s spelling.

Just to add here is how it should be written with PROPER GRAMMER I\'ve typed the corrections in all caps:

Originally posted by Paul2
Here is a joke:

A guy TELLS a tattoo artist, " I want you to tattoo a $100 on my lower extremity."

The artist asks, " Why? Doing that is difficult and very painful!"

The guy SAYS, "THE Three reasons I want this ARE AS FOLLOWS :

I like to play with my money.

I want to see my money grow.

And when my wife is about to leave the house to blow a $100, I can tell her she can do it at home."

Who\'s counting? :yawn:

[GmanJoe]

Originally posted by Cyrus
Just to add here is how it should be written with PROPER GRAMMER I\'ve typed the corrections in all caps:

Originally posted by Paul2
Here is a joke:

A guy TELLS a tattoo artist, " I want you to tattoo a $100 on my lower extremity."

The artist asks, " Why? Doing that is difficult and very painful!"

The guy SAYS, "THE Three reasons I want this ARE AS FOLLOWS :

I like to play with my money.

I want to see my money grow.

And when my wife is about to leave the house to blow a $100, I can tell her she can do it at home."

Who\'s counting? :yawn:

Did you say something? I was captivated by your avatar.

[MPTheory]

Im talking into a phone in my Avatar.  It was the only picture I had on my computer that had me in it.  I cant say I have ever talked into a dildo, or touch one at all for that matter.

[GmanJoe]

That doesn\'t look like a phone.

The funny part of this is, well, your all wrong;

Here is a joke;
(Indentation)A guy tells a tattoo artist, "I want you to tattoo a $100 on my lower extremity."
(Indentation)The artist asks, "Why? Doing that is difficult and very painful!"
(Indentation)The guy SAYS, "The Three reasons I want this are as follows; I like to play with my money.I want to see my money grow and when my wife is about to leave the house to blow a $100, I can tell her she can do it at home."

1)It should be as one paragraph, and paragraph changes as new text is introduced.
2)Instead of colons, it should be a semi-colon.
3)You dont put spaces after a quotation sign, it goes directly after the letter.

[Titan]

This thread is becoming way too complicated for me.

[Paul2]

okay with the grammar.  I thought it was readable and understandable.  Why bother correcting it.

Originally posted by Spudz
The funny part of this is, well, your all wrong;

That should be "you\'re" as in "you are". Tsk tsk.