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« Reply #15 on: December 17, 2003, 07:51:08 AM »
They go off in the canoe at the end of the 1st movie.  The entire Two Towers they are off on their own going towards Mordor.
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« Reply #16 on: December 17, 2003, 10:42:45 AM »
I told you I got this shit all mixed up.  I remember many of the scenes and scenarios for both of the first 2 movies... I just get them mixed up.  

So the second one ends with the trees knocking down that dark wizards tower?  Man... I won\'t even worry about it.  Chances are when I get home my friends will be towards the end of the two towers anyway... I just couldn\'t remember how the 2nd one ended.

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« Reply #17 on: December 17, 2003, 02:47:26 PM »
It was alright, I don\'t really see what people are shitting their pants about.

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« Reply #18 on: December 17, 2003, 05:29:30 PM »
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It was alright, I don\'t really see what people are shitting their pants about.


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« Reply #19 on: December 17, 2003, 05:35:09 PM »
It was better than most movies that come out now a days\' but it was really drawn out and the cheap attempts at comedy annoyed me more than anything.

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« Reply #20 on: December 17, 2003, 08:21:24 PM »
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It was better than most movies that come out now a days\' but it was really drawn out and the cheap attempts at comedy annoyed me more than anything.


Drawn...maybe....but wait til you see the Extended version, if you dare. :D The movie skipped two major events, one in the beginning and one close to the end.
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« Reply #21 on: December 17, 2003, 08:40:08 PM »
Does the movie really have 12 endings?

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« Reply #22 on: December 17, 2003, 09:55:13 PM »
I thought it would never end!  Each time it seemed like a good time to end it it would fade out with music, and you start thinking.... ah.... The End should pop up any second now.

But no... music changes, new picture comes into view and another 10 minutes of happy.  All in all though.. that was a damn fine movie if I must say so myself.

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« Reply #23 on: December 18, 2003, 02:28:12 AM »
I went to see it last night.  

It was real slow and draggy.  I thought it pretty much sucked...

I mean don\'t get me wrong, it\'s worth a rental...
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« Reply #24 on: December 18, 2003, 02:29:05 AM »
KILL BILL! I mean, VIDEOHOLIC! :D
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« Reply #25 on: December 18, 2003, 02:31:35 AM »
Kill Bill...  Now that was a movie.  This one was just, eh...
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« Reply #26 on: December 18, 2003, 03:07:51 AM »
Bah, don\'t you dare insinuate Kill Bill was anywhere near the level of greatness that is Return of the King... :mad: :p
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« Reply #27 on: December 18, 2003, 03:38:13 AM »
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Kill Bill...  Now that was a movie.  This one was just, eh...


You run a bad show and have bad taste in movies. It goes hand in hand. Seriously. :)
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« Reply #28 on: December 18, 2003, 06:11:54 AM »
I thought it was okay...probably the boring one out of the three movies.  With the first two movies time was never an issue, I didn\'t feel like I was sitting there for 3 hours.  This one seemed to drag on for the better part of a week!

Kill Bill and Finding Nemo are the most fun I\'ve had at the theaters this year.
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« Reply #29 on: December 18, 2003, 06:26:32 AM »
Goin\' in three hours to see it.

Kill Bill was great.

FOTR was great.

Two Towers was spectacular.

I expect this to be fantastic.

And for all those saying the movie is long..etc...Just think, they got one hour and 5 mintues off of ROTK and that is still nowhere near what was all in the book.

 

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