Just something I scratched together... Kind of got lazy with the rendering and lighting effects, but ultimately the shadow radius really outmeasured that. Hopefully I can tweak the pixels and disable the "gritty" feel to it. I was inspired by this puddle of piss my dog left on my bedroom floor and did a lake.

So yeah, my name is Didier Johnson.
Crap, I messed up on the date... Is it 2003 already? Dang.