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Offline Bozco
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« on: December 31, 2003, 10:00:19 AM »
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« Reply #1 on: December 31, 2003, 10:09:24 AM »
That really is lucky. Glad to hear she\'s alright.
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« Reply #2 on: December 31, 2003, 10:16:18 AM »
Nice story, most people will never be that lucky.
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« Reply #3 on: December 31, 2003, 10:24:17 AM »
Damn straight god loves her.
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Wrong. There are two other people who can.
Dark Lord Sith\'s.
Demon\'s named Phil.  -LIC
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« Reply #4 on: December 31, 2003, 11:00:34 AM »
Haha... That is really awesome. I can imagine them desperately asking for a doctor and half of the plane standup.
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« Reply #5 on: December 31, 2003, 02:44:22 PM »
I wish the flight attendant would ask, "does anyone want to have sex with me in the stall and videotape it", but I guess she got lucky.
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Who is this anamoly we call Jumpman? How is he able to do what he does and still survive after years of torment? It seems he feeds on the hate, growing with an intense passion to put unassuming members in their place.
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« Reply #6 on: December 31, 2003, 03:04:03 PM »
She will probably know them when they send her the bill.
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« Reply #7 on: December 31, 2003, 04:44:37 PM »
Of course it must have been God.

:rolleyes:

Its called luck. God has nothing to do with it. If God had something to do with it, he wouldve just not have the heart attack happened.
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« Reply #8 on: December 31, 2003, 04:47:34 PM »
Everything happens for a reason Spudz.
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Who is this anamoly we call Jumpman? How is he able to do what he does and still survive after years of torment? It seems he feeds on the hate, growing with an intense passion to put unassuming members in their place.
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« Reply #9 on: December 31, 2003, 05:02:04 PM »
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Originally posted by Spudz
Of course it must have been God.

:rolleyes:

Its called luck. God has nothing to do with it. If God had something to do with it, he wouldve just not have the heart attack happened.


Haha... Luck is such a firmly based scientific theory!

You don\'t have a clue why it happened.

God > Spudz
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« Reply #10 on: December 31, 2003, 07:16:12 PM »
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Originally posted by SwifDi


God > Spudz


LOL =]
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« Reply #11 on: December 31, 2003, 07:20:32 PM »
I don\'t believe in God.

However,  Spudz says there is no God, therefor there must not be. Because everything is scientific, even though he says it was "luck" and luck can\'t exist.
-shrugs-
Spudz = idiot!
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« Reply #12 on: December 31, 2003, 08:12:15 PM »
LIC you may not believe in god, but he believes in you.
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« Reply #13 on: December 31, 2003, 08:16:54 PM »
I think it has always been common knowledge, that if there is a God him and I are not on good standing.

As much as I use his name in vain, make crude jokes about the death of Christ (and my "Jesus loves little boys" joke), I would think it\'s safe to say he hates me.

I still think one of the greatest songs would be Depeche Mode\'s  \'Blasphemous Rumors\' just because of the chorus...

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"And I don\'t want to start any blasphemous rumors, but I think that God has a sick sense of humor and when I die, I expect to find him....laughing.."


:)

....Stop me, if you\'ve heard this one before...
Jesus Christ walks into a hotel,  he hands the inn-keeper three nails and asks.
"Can you put me up for the night?" .......
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« Reply #14 on: December 31, 2003, 08:19:07 PM »
God does not hate you. Just some of your actions at this moment. You have plenty of time to come to the light.
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