Originally posted by Living-In-Clip
Ali (only movie I ever walked out on in the cinema)
Why did you walk out?
When you are a night person like me you see the worst of the worst. Most of the really bad movie I have seen were made in the 80\'s or early 90\'s.
One really bad one is "Black Samurai". You CAN NOT say a movie is bad until you have seen Black Samurai. Black Samurai is the golden standard by which all bad movies should be measured. When you have midgets dressed like cowboys who swing through the jungle on a whip and when the main character has an epic 5-10 minute fight with a condor(vulture?) that consists of the protagonist laying on the ground and covering his face while the bird stands on his chest and flaps its wings leading to an anti-climactic punch to the birds chest then come talk to me. After seeing this movie EVERYTHING else is the freaking Godfather II.
I\'ll watch Glitter/Gigli/Freddy Got Fingered/anything else you guys mentioned and think to myself, "well at least there are no cowboy midgets and natives with various faux fur cod-pieces."