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Offline GmanJoe

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A bus full of ugly people die in a wreck.
« on: January 13, 2004, 11:07:23 AM »
Standing in line in heaven, God decides to grant each one of them a wish after enduring a life of misery for being so unattractive.

The first person says, "I want to be beautiful." God makes it happen.

The second person says, "I want to be beautiful." God makes it happen.

This continues all the way through the line, each person wishing to be made beautiful, when God notices a man at the end of the line, laughing.

As each person wishes to be made beautiful, the man continues to laugh harder and harder, until he\'s laughing hysterically.
When the man gets to the front of the line, God asks him for his wish. The man says, "Make \'em all ugly again."

Heh! :p
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« Reply #1 on: January 13, 2004, 11:16:28 AM »
Heard it.

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« Reply #2 on: January 13, 2004, 11:29:53 AM »
saw it coming from 6 miles away... ;)
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« Reply #3 on: January 13, 2004, 12:14:44 PM »
I think he\'s broken a new personal recond in :ghey:ness.

At this rate Samwise will have to hand over his title.

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« Reply #4 on: January 13, 2004, 12:18:15 PM »
Oldie but goodie.

Oh and.......................................
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« Reply #5 on: January 13, 2004, 12:42:06 PM »
I think you guys are ugly and I hurt all of your feelings with this. :p
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« Reply #6 on: January 13, 2004, 12:48:28 PM »
That’s what happens when you play to a mixed crowd.

p.s.

was anyone else thinking it was a REAL news story the first time you click on the thread ?
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« Reply #7 on: January 13, 2004, 12:54:29 PM »
For a second until I considered that their are no organized groups of ugly people... heh...
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« Reply #8 on: January 13, 2004, 12:57:42 PM »
Well we could turn this thread into Shortlist of potential candidates :D.
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« Reply #9 on: January 13, 2004, 12:59:01 PM »
I don\'t recall having heard it before. Funneh. :)
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« Reply #10 on: January 13, 2004, 01:22:57 PM »
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Originally posted by ooseven
That’s what happens when you play to a mixed crowd.

p.s.

was anyone else thinking it was a REAL news story the first time you click on the thread ?


I did.

I never saw this joke. It was pretty funny.
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« Reply #11 on: January 13, 2004, 01:34:20 PM »
the best version of this joke the dood starts of in the middle of the line, then goes to the back of the line. He also wishes himself to be beautiful and them ugly..... Aswell as heaven being full of hot chicks..
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« Reply #12 on: January 13, 2004, 02:39:47 PM »
yeah i heard that one. Not the funniest but a good chuckle.
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« Reply #13 on: January 13, 2004, 03:42:49 PM »
Good one.. :D

Oh and..



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« Reply #14 on: January 13, 2004, 04:13:25 PM »
So when they all died if the bus was crosing from Iran to Iraq and half the ugly people were Iraqs and the other half were Iranians where would they burry the survivors.
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